Eat up on those sprinkles for the next two days, they’re going the way of other trans fats:
…[T]he federal ubernannies have decreed that sprinkles should no longer adorn kids’ ice cream because they contain the trans fat that liberal groups once pushed for.
Come the New Year, the Food and Drug Administration, ignoring the principle that in most cases it’s the dose that defines the poison, will issue new regulations designed to remove even trace amounts of hydrogenate oils, commonly known as trans fats, from our diets.
I wonder how many people eat enough sprinkles to matter. I’m certainly not one of them. Sprinkles used to taste better when I was a kid; maybe because back then they weren’t made of trans fats? When trans fats came into play the health pushers said they were better for you than the other sort of fat. Woe, the irony!:
…[T]rans fats were once pushed by liberal groups such as the Center for Science in the Public Interest. This poster child for the food police in 1988 published a book titled “Saturate Fat Attack” that condemned the use of saturated and polyunsaturated fats then in vogue. Food companies soon switched to trans fats, a move for which CSPI proudly took credit.
The worm turns, what goes up must come down.
But when I read the news about sprinkles I couldn’t quite imagine that food manufacturers would give up on them so easily. Won’t the trans fat sprinkle be replaced by some other type of fat sprinkle? Inquiring minds wish to know, and since my mind is certainly inquiring I discovered to my relief that the sprinkle will go on:
In fact, the Paulaur Corporation has already removed trans fats from its line of sprinkles by using a non hydrogenated palm oil…
“Food police” opponent Jayson Lusk argued that there was no need to ban trans fats because food companies had already reduced the amount that was used because of new labeling laws.
So don’t worry, be happy.
And in New England, it’s all about the jimmies. When I first emigrated there, I was stunned to discover that the little thingees New Yorkers and the rest of America call “sprinkles” are called “jimmies” there. No reason for it; they just are, and that’s that, and no, it’s not a racist thing.


