[See UPDATE below.]
What could possibly go wrong?
When I read this HuffPo piece that Garland wrote, I kept looking for the angle. No, it wasn’t published on April Fool’s Day. No, it doesn’t seem to be satirical or a parody. It seems to be serious.
If real rather than fake, and written by an actual person (I couldn’t find anything else about Garland, so I continue to be somewhat skeptical), it’s chilling. Here’s a little excerpt, to get the flavor of it:
Some of the biggest blows to the progressive cause in the past year have often been due to the votes of white men. If white men were not allowed to vote, it is unlikely that the United Kingdom would be leaving the European Union, it is unlikely that Donald Trump would now be the President of the United States, and it is unlikely that the Democratic Alliance would now be governing four of South Africa’s biggest cities.
If white men no longer had the vote, the progressive cause would be strengthened. It would not be necessary to deny white men indefinitely ”“ the denial of the vote to white men for 20 years (just less than a generation) would go some way to seeing a decline in the influence of reactionary and neo-liberal ideology in the world. The influence of reckless white males were one of the primary reasons that led to the Great Recession which began in 2008. This would also strike a blow against toxic white masculinity, one that is long needed.
At the same time, a denial of the franchise to white men, could see a redistribution of global assets to their rightful owners. After all, white men have used the imposition of Western legal systems around the world to reinforce modern capitalism. A period of twenty years without white men in the world’s parliaments and voting booths will allow legislation to be passed which could see the world’s wealth far more equitably shared. The violence of white male wealth and income inequality will be a thing of the past.
You get the drift. All written with unapologetic pride in finding what she thinks is a really good idea that would solve all sorts of problems with a wave of her magic white-man-disenfranchising wand and make the world a better place, as Shelley Garland defines better.
Hey, why not? There’s no tyranny like progressive tyranny. Just ask Sarah Conly.
Among other things, the fact that Shelley Garland purports to be a graduate student anywhere (I believe she may be South African, although it’s hard to ascertain) is sobering. Has she ever studied history, for example? Does she have any sense of irony? Does she even understand what liberty is, much less how to protect it?
UPDATE 4/15/17 9:43 PM
I read the HuffPo article by “Shelley Garland” and wrote the draft of this post on Friday, polished it a bit later, and slapped it up there around noon on Saturday (today), and went out for the day and evening. Apparently, around the time I published it, HuffPo pulled the “Garland” piece, writing this:
We have done this because the blog submission from an individual who called herself Shelley Garland, who claimed to be an MA student at UCT, cannot be traced and appears not to exist.
We have immediately bolstered and strengthened our blogging procedures that, until now, have operated on the basis of open communication and good faith. From now on, bloggers will have to verify themselves.
We will hold discussions on putting in place even better quality controls.
Now, I don’t expect HuffPo to send a private detective to authenticate every fact about every writer they publish. But just common sense would tell them to be very, very careful about that one. It reeked of satire, and I mentioned several times my own doubt about whether it was real or some sort of satire or scam. Why didn’t they see that obviously they were going to need to check this one out with extra-special care?
Was it because they knew it was click-bait? Was it just laziness on their part? Or did the piece seem rather mainstream to them, and therefore didn’t raise any alarms at all?

