No, Mike Huckabee is not the father of Natalie Portman’s love child. Dancer/choreographer Benjamin Millepied is. The couple fell in love during the filming of the abominable “Black Swan” and are said to be engaged, with Portman’s pregnancy very much on sedate display at the recent Academy Awards show when she won the Best Actress award.
Huckabee is now getting a fair amount of publicity for “slamming” Portmans’ pregnancy (although if this mild rebuke constitutes a slam, language has gotten more hopelessly liberal-PC than I had thought). Huckabee has even been compared to Dan Quayle (quelle horreur!), who famously criticized the TV show “Murphy Brown” for showing Murphy as an unwed mother and thus undermining traditional values about marriage and the place of fathers.
Quayle was widely ridiculed for criticizing a fictional character, and his remarks were treated as though they were evidence that he did not know the difference between fantasy and reality. The same cannot be said against Huckabee, although that doesn’t stop people from mocking him for his remarks (just take a look at the comments section of the link I posted to the Huffington Post, or at virtually any other liberal outlet covering the story).
First up, let’s take a YouTube trip back in time and see what Quayle actually said:
Seems to me as though he fully grasped just who the fictional Murphy Brown was, and exactly what the significance of her TV pregnancy meant both as a reflection of the decline of marriage and the norming of it for viewers. The type of unwed pregnancy Portman has—in which the parents-to-be are still together, still seemingly happy, and still seemingly able to marry but choose not to right now—is so commonplace in Hollywood and elsewhere as to be almost de rigueur.
We’ve come a long way, baby, haven’t we—right to the point where it’s Huckabee who’s now seen as the dinosaur for defending marriage and fathers; or for saying that single mothers are usually not rich and famous like Portman, but poor and struggling. No wonder so many men and women are unhappily at sea about whether marriage has any function at all.
I’ve got some questions for Portman and her “fiance:” you’ve got the money, you’ve got the time, and you’ve got the baby coming. Why not get married before the delivery?
Ms. Portman, on accepting your Best Actress award at the Oscar ceremony the other night, you thanked Millepied for giving you “the greatest gift,” presumably the baby. Is it too much to ask that you both give the baby a great gift, parents who are a married couple?
And if it’s too much to ask, why? Are you so very narcissistically intent on proving to the world that you don’t need such formalities to be in love and committed to each other? If so, why call yourselves engaged, then? And if you really are engaged, why not speed up the wedding and have it performed before the birth? Is is simply a matter of the perfect caterer being all booked?

