This year’s Republican voters remind me of a guy who’s been going out with a girl for a long time, maybe even living with her. He’s being pressured to marry her, but he knows in his heart she’s not the one he wants.
He can’t leave her, though, because there’s just something about her. Maybe it’s that she’s the kind of girl his mom would like. And anyway, the other girls he’s meeting when he sneaks off to bars and clubs (or wherever he may find them) aren’t much more to his liking. Nobody he’s meeting is really the girl of his dreams, who’s a combination of Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie with a bit of Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe thrown in for nostalgia’s sake.
He keeps leaving his girlfriend for a new flame and then keeps coming back. But he’s not happy about any of it, and maybe some day he’ll leave for good.
It’s not the first time the voters have flirted with Santorum; the first time was at the very beginning, in Iowa. Yesterday’s results are somewhat difficult to evaluate, because the Missouri primary yielded no delegates, and the turnout was accordingly low and only Santorum did much campaigning. Colorado and Minnesota were caucuses, which are always atypical of the voters as a whole and favor conservatives. So, what’s it all about, Alfie?
I think it does indicate something, and that something is the continuing dissatisfaction with Mitt Romney. He’s not coalesced as a solid frontrunner, and the real question is whether he ever will. Another related question is whether one of the other candidates will drop out (it won’t be Paul); if so, when; and to whom will his voters then turn their lonely eyes? This could make a whole lot of difference.
And by the way, don’t start saying, “See, you were wrong! Romney was never the inevitable nominee.” You’ve read that in other places, but you never read it here because I never said it, never thought it, and still do not think it.
[NOTE: John Fund wonders why Romney did worse in these states in 2012 than in 2008:
Mitt Romney’s campaign will have lots of explanations for their man’s poor showing tonight. Yes, Colorado and Minnesota were caucus states ”” the turnout is skewed in such contests toward a more conservative electorate. Yes, Missouri’s primary was a “beauty contest” and didn’t award any delegates.
But what Romney won’t be able to explain away is just how much more poorly he did tonight in those three states than in his 2008 showing ”” when he lost the GOP nomination for president.
But actually, there’s a pretty simple explanation—if Fund could only take a good look at his second sentence, and then recall one salient fact about 2008 that he has apparently forgotten: Romney was considered a conservative alternative to McCain in 2008. To take just one of many, many examples, here’s what Rick Santorum (yes, that Rick Santorum) had to say about Romney when he endorsed Mitt back in 2008:
The former senator from Pennsylvania has recently criticized Romney in his TV ads for being too liberal, a far cry from the press release he sent out during the 2008 Republican presidential primaries calling Romney the “clear conservative candidate” who will “stand up for the conservative principles we hold dear.”
It’s all relative; this year Santorum is the conservative alternative to Romney. So what is so puzzling about him doing better than Romney in caucus states that favor conservatives?
Note also that in 2008 John McCain won the nomination despite doing rather poorly in these three states. That doesn’t mean that Romney will follow suit, of course. But it indicates that yesterday’s losses won’t necessarily hold him back from doing so.]
