Here are the things on that list I’ve done, and those I have yet to get around to:
”“bought a new car
A lot of people thought I’d surely done this. But no. Probably never will, either, although about four years ago I bought my dark green Fusion used. Still looking mighty spiffy, if I do say so myself. I like to buy slightly used cars because they tend to be a really good deal.
”“painted my toenails
Yes, indeed. I do it myself, though. Never had a pedicure. I don’t like people messing with my feet.
”“been fired, or fired anyone
This one still holds.
”“had my horoscope done
Nope. Don’t believe in it, although it would be sort of fun.
”“eaten anything bigger than my head
That would be hard, wouldn’t it? But this Christmas holiday I ate enough lebkuchen to sink a ship. And the last piece tasted as good as the first.
”“lied about my age
Alas, to my great shame, I uncharacteristically succumbed to the temptation under a special set of circumstances. But not again.
”“worn a T-shirt that said anything
Yes, a borrowed one.
”“kissed a man with a beard
Yep.
”“seen any of the “Godfather” movies
One evening I figured enough was enough and decided it was time to get with the program and fulfill my cultural obligations as a red-blooded American. So I watched the first two in quick succession, a regular Godfather marathon (didn’t watch the third because I’d heard it was dreck). They were intermittently interesting, and I love Al Pacino, although much less so Marlon Brando. But did I feel the movies are among the all-time greats, as so many seem to think? No, no, a thousand times no. Violent and cold, why should I care about this gangster family? I realize that 90% of Americans may disagree with me, in many cases quite vehemently.
”“owned a cat, or wanted to
No, and no, and probably never. I am a dog person through and through.
As for your guesses: no one got all five right, but many people were pretty darn close. The big stumbling block seemed to be the new car. Doom and LB both got four right, but Doom guessed the car instead of the toenails and LB guessed the car instead of the bearded man. Both NeoConScum and southpaw got four but guessed the car instead of the T-shirt. Parker got four, too, but guessed the cat instead of the age.
Somehow, after all these years of writing this blog, I bet you sense a lot about me.



