Last night reminded me how much I hate debates.
Hate, hate, hate.
It’s not really a subset of the fact that I hate political speeches. Speeches are different; they tend to be a big snooze unless the person is Churchill or Lincoln. Debates are much more fast-paced (although of course they have their dull stretches), and feature arguments. My problem with them is not that I dislike arguments, it’s that the arguments in political debates—especially ones that are not really debates, but more like competing sound bites—are shallow and often won by the better and more convincing liar.
I don’t like it. It makes me tense. Last night was no exception.
When did we start this stupid process of debate after debate after debate before the nominations and even before the primaries? I well remember the Kennedy-Nixon debates, which were a big deal at the time. But they really were more like actual debates, featuring two opponents who were their parties’ nominees. To the best of my recollection (and I assume they’re online and I could go back and watch, but probably won’t) they were sober and mostly-substantive affairs, and the candidates were dignified and serious. But today’s public would probably not be entertained enough by such a thing.
I’ve found that Ace and I are in agreement about a lot of things in last night’s debate, so since he’s already done the heavy lifting I’ll just quote him:
1. Ted Cruz won in three different ways:
First, he won on debate points. This matters the least, but it’s still important. Especially just to deny this win to Rubio.
Second, and this is big, he stood up to the Big Bad Bully Alpha Male Trump and won. Other people have stood up to Trump — and have come out looking foolish and diminished. Cruz prevailed.
Even when people say he lost on the “NY Values” exchange (an assessment I don’t share), he then lost while doing the actually important thing, appearing to be an in-command alpha sparring with another alpha.
Third, he appeared more human and likable…He also kept his good spirits in every single argument, which I don’t think anyone else did.
2. Trump kind of won just by not appearing to be a maniac.
…Trump’s goal is not to win in these things, nor to even appear informed. His goal is just to not be so outclassed, or so uninformed, as to disqualify himself. He often flirts with exactly this, but “mostly false” is, for Trump, a victory. “Mostly false” means “slightly true” and that’s good enough for him.
This was his best performance, meaning it was pretty weak, but again, he’s not playing to win, he’s playing just to not be disqualified in terms of complete incompetency and unsuitability.
He prevailed there… kinda narrowly, but he did.
3. Marco Rubio actually was angry — no joking, he actually was trying to appear angry to “channel” the base’s anger, I suppose…
I don’t think he did that well. He did okay. But it’s critical to keep in mind the sales pitch of Marco Rubio: That this is a once-in-a-generation natural political talent; that he is so informed and so persuasive when he speaks that he brings people to tears, like Obama; that no matter how much you oppose Rubio’s support for amnesty and college Kangaroo rape courts, you must vote for him anyway, because he’s such an amazing candidate as far as performance and charisma that he’s our only real shot at beating Hillary.
So here’s the problem: When Ted Cruz, and maybe even Chris Christie and even Donald Trump kind of beat you, you can’t offer yourself up as that once-in-a-generation talent, now can you?
His gun answer was good…
Overall — a fine performance, but a fine performance isn’t enough for him. He’s been sold as exceptional. “Fine” doesn’t cover the rent, Marco.
Ace goes on to criticize Christie. I disagree with him—I like Christie better than he does—but I think that Christie probably is out of it as a candidate, so I’m sticking to the current Big Three above. I would add, though, that I don’t think Rubio’s anger put off a lot of people. I think he was probably going for gravitas to balance out the accusation that he’s too young and a lightweight, and I think he succeeded, and was particularly good on the gun issue.
That said, have I told you that I really really hate debates?
