George Will has been writing columns for a long, long time, and has been considered a highly influential columnist on the right. But I never have read him much; I’m not sure why, but he just never appealed to me.
You’d think he would appeal to me. After all, when I experienced my political change, I considered myself (and still do consider myself, in certain ways) to be a relatively moderate conservative. Will was supposedly a moderate as well. But I found his writing boring and uninsightful for the most part.
Just now I wondered whether I just wasn’t remembering correctly. Maybe I liked him better or paid more attention to him than I recall. But when I did a search for posts in which I’ve mentioned Will on this blog, I only came up with eleven mentions in close to 14 years of blogging, and most of those turned out to be short takes such as quotes from other people mentioning Will in passing, or quick links to a column of his without much discussion of it, often on specific topics such as rent control rather than larger issues.
I found this, however. Written shortly after the 2012 election, it seems to be a foretaste of things to come:
This election has undermined the reputation of a lot of pundits on the right who confidently predicted a Romney victory, sometimes even a large one. What were George Will and Michael Barone (to name just two of many) thinking? I find it hard to give them any credence now when they say things like “cheer up,” when they’ve been proven not to have had their fingers on the pulse of anything except their own hopes.
George Will now appears to be vying for the leadership of the NeverTrump movement, and he’s taking it out on the entire GOP. His column from yesterday is behind the WaPo firewall, but here are some excerpts:
Amid the carnage of Republican misrule in Washington, there is this glimmer of good news: The family-shredding policy along the southern border, the most telegenic recent example of misrule, clarified something. Occurring less than 140 days before elections that can reshape Congress, the policy has given independents and temperate Republicans — these are probably expanding and contracting cohorts, respectively — fresh if redundant evidence for the principle by which they should vote.
The principle: The congressional Republican caucuses must be substantially reduced. So substantially that their remnants, reduced to minorities, will be stripped of the Constitution’s Article I powers that they have been too invertebrate to use against the current wielder of Article II powers. They will then have leisure time to wonder why they worked so hard to achieve membership in a legislature whose unexercised muscles have atrophied because of people like them.
There’s much much more, all of it dripping with highfalutin disdain and crafted with wordsmith care and pride. The message is that the GOP should never cooperate with the vile Trump. Even though Will admits that the Democrats are awful, he doesn’t think they can do much harm. As for the need to approve the appointment of conservative judges, which requires a Senate controlled by the GOP—well, this Pooh-bah poo-poos that, because they’re not as important as showing the GOP a lesson.
In all of this, Will reminds me a bit—although the style and ultimate goals were very different—of the people on the far right I used to argue with during the 2012 election, those who hated Romney (and/or the GOP establishment) so much that they said they’d be voting for the Democrats. It seemed destructive then, and it’s destructive now.
Along the way, Will makes some glaring errors (in addition to the big error of asking people to vote in a Democratic Congress to teach the GOP a lesson). He references this:
Corey Lewandowski, a Trump campaign official who fell from the king’s grace but is crawling back (he works for Vice President Pence’s political action committee), recently responded on Fox News to the story of a 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome taken from her parents at the border. Lewandowski replied: “Wah, wah.” Meaningless noise is this administration’s appropriate libretto because, just as a magnet attracts iron filings, Trump attracts, and is attracted to, louts.
First of all, for what it’s worth, Lewandowski replied “womp, womp,” not “wah, wah.” It may be all the same meaningless noise to the lout-phobic Will, but it’s not the same phrase and doesn’t have the same meaning. What’s more, Lewandowski explained he directed the remark at a fellow guest on a cable news program, not at the child:
Lewandowski claimed the “womp womp” was directed to his cable news opponent, a Democratic strategist named Zac Petkanas, for using a child to “politicize an issue.”
“I never meant to insult anybody with Down syndrome. And who I was talking to was [Democratic strategist Zac Petkanas]. And I understand what the perception is here and what the media wants to talk about,” he said.
“What Zac was attempting to do was to use a child with Down syndrome to politicize an issue,” Lewandowski said.
By the way, “womp, womp” means that a person is losing, as in a game show (I’m not the expert on this, since I never heard of the expression before this incident). “Wah-wah” would have been a remark that was far more likely to have actually been a way to mock the child’s feelings, but that’s apparently not what Lewandowski said.
But that mistake of Will’s pales in comparison to another one Will makes (or at least a point he totally ignores). Lewandowski added:
But what [Petkanas] didn’t tell you, what you need to understand was that person, that poor child was not taken from her parent because she came to this country illegally. That poor child was taken from her parent because her mother has been suspected of being a material witness in a child smuggling ring. And so we have to understand the difference.”
This is the case, and it was reported four days before Will’s column came out:
U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) said Wednesday that a 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome was not separated from her family under the Trump administration’s “zero tolerance” immigration policy.
The agency said in a statement obtained by CNN that the girl was separated from her mother and detained in a Texas facility because her mother is a material witness in a human smuggling case.
CBP added that the mother was “not prosecuted.”
It is typical of people who are incensed about the family separation issue to outright lie or at least be so sloppy with the facts that they mislead, and to ignore the dangers faced by illegal immigrants on their journey. Therefore Will’s failure to have noticed the true story or to mention it is not the least bit surprising. He’s become a propagandist himself. And he’s got plenty of company.