Suddenly, a lot of Democratic candidates are getting really really stupid.
Now, you might say they’ve been stupid for a long time. But I don’t mean “stupid” as in “thinking they’ll never run out of other people’s money,” or something like that. I mean “stupid” in the sense that Republicans have so often been stupid.
Stupid about campaigning. Stupid about tactics. Stupid about timing. The kind of stupid we recall seeing from “I am not a witch” Christine O’Donnell and “you can’t get pregnant when you’re legitimately raped” Todd Akin, who was on track to unseat Claire McKaskill until his unfortunate remark.
Shoot yourself in the foot, foot in mouth (mixed metaphor?) stupid.
On Monday I wrote about Elizabeth Warren:
I used to think that Elizabeth Warren was smart. I disagreed hugely with her politics and her tactics, but long ago she seemed intelligent. I can’t say I’ve been paying all that much attention to her in recent years, but today’s DNA caper seems an indication that if she ever was smart, being in DC so long has caused her to lose whatever savvy she may once have possessed.
In other words, why on earth would she think that releasing these DNA test results would help her cause? On the contrary, the move makes her look like an absolute fool…
And then yesterday I read about Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota’s doxxing of alleged sexual assault survivors who never gave permission for their names to be used and who claim they’re not even sexual assault survivors. And all in the service of a pretty weak campaign ad, an attempt by Heitkamp to overcome the backlash against her “no” vote on Kavanaugh. The ad made little sense even if the all names had been correct and permission had been given (which apparently was the case with most of the names she used): why double down on the anti-Kavanaugh mess when it’s just not a popular stance in your state?
You might call that a rookie error—but Heitkamp’s not a rookie.
Heitkamp isn’t alone:
@SenateDems had a SLAM DUNK!?!? pic.twitter.com/N7BaNs5jXl
— ? George Kaplan ? (@En_vis_age) October 17, 2018
Why is all of this happening? Is it a simple case of “give them enough rope”? Perhaps, at least partly. But I continue to think that it’s due to something I discussed yesterday, the fact that Trump is a knuckleballer.
Now you may think that analogy of mine isn’t a good one. After all, isn’t the knuckleball a junk pitch? Not when it’s done right. A superlative knuckleballer is highly skilled at what he does, and it’s not something most pitchers can master and throw with any consistency or effectiveness. But the best knuckleballers can regularly make the batters who face them look like fools. The batters swing wildly, usually trying for the stands, because the knuckleball pitch looks so big and fat and juicy and slow that they’re sure they can knock it right out of the park. Then they end up looking like one of those cartoons of baseball players taking a big swing and missing, corkscrewing their bodies in the process, and then having to unwind.
I don’t know what’s going to happen in the election this year in terms of the results. I confess to being very anxious about it. Then again, I’m almost always anxious about elections these days. But I know that if I were a Democrat I’d be very, very frustrated right about now.