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‘Twas the Blogger’s Night Before Christmas

The New Neo Posted on December 24, 2011 by neoDecember 24, 2011

[NOTE: This little poetic effort of mine has become somewhat of a holiday tradition here. So here (with a few words changed for the sake of meter) it comes again—just like the holiday itself. Merry Christmas Eve!]

‘TWAS THE BLOGGER’S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ”˜sphere
Bloggers were glad to see Christmas draw near.
Their laptops were turned off and all put away
The bloggers were swearing to take off the day.

Their children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of extra time danced in their heads
With a father or mom not distracted by writing
No posts to compose, and no links to be citing.

But we all know that vows were just meant to be broken
And the vows of a blogger are sometimes a token.
There’s always a chance that some sort of temptation
Will rise up to make them of fleeting duration.

For instance, there might be found, under the tree
A sleek Mac; well, what better sight could there be?
And who could neglect it and wait the whole day?
It has to be tried out, one just can’t delay.

Or maybe somewhere there’s a fast-breaking story
Important, and complex, and covered with glory.
It can’t be ignored, there’s really no choice,
So add to the din every blogger’s small voice.

And then there are some who may just like to rhyme
(I’m one who at times must confess to this crime),
And it’s been quite a while since Clement Clarke Moore
Wrote his opus (though authorship’s been claimed by Gore)””

So it seems about time it be newly updated
And here’s my attempt””aren’t you glad you all waited?
Forgive if it sounds a bit awkward to read.
Writing, I set a new record for speed.

I had to get under the wire and compose it
Before Christmas Day. Now it’s time that I close it.
But let me exclaim (or, rather, I’ll write)
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!

Posted in Uncategorized | 17 Replies

Hansel and Gretel: losing their religion

The New Neo Posted on December 24, 2011 by neoNovember 28, 2018

I love the opera “Hansel and Gretel,” by Engelbert Humperdinck (no, not that Humperdinck or this one; this one). His name may be a yuk, but the music he composed is among the masterpieces of opera, soaring and sonorous, tuneful and moving, and altogether delightful.

“Hansel and Gretel” is often performed at Christmastime, being suitable for children. The original German is rarely used in this country, and there are various well-known and well-loved English translations. When I read that the Metropolitan Opera of NY was doing the work this December and January, I thought of going down to see it, because it’s such a favorite of mine even though I haven’t yet got a grandkid to take in tow.

And then I checked out the Met’s website, and watched a video there of the current production. My ears were not offended; the voices, as expected, are great. But I could hardly believe my eyes.

First, in order for you to understand why, let me set the scene, directly following the famous Prayer Song which occurs after the children have discovered themselves lost in the dark and dangerous forest and the Sandman has come to help them sleep by placing sand in their eyes. The German libretto has Gretel then singing that it’s time to say their evening prayers, and the words of the prayer song that follows are very specific in describing a religious image of comfort and protection: fourteen angels will surround the children to guard them from harm while they sleep.

Most stagings—in fact, all stagings I had ever seen until now—follow what are really very clear instructions in the libretto when they set up the scene that directly follows, in which the music of the Prayer Song is expanded, rising and swelling as the children fall asleep with visions of these angels (or perhaps actual angels) guarding them. It’s an exceptionally beautiful and inspirational image.

Well, here we have the Met’s new, improved version (for those unfamiliar with the opera, don’t be surprised at the fact that Hansel is always sung by a woman in drag):

Dream Pantomime from Hansel and Gretel at the Metropolitan Opera from Larry Murray on Vimeo.

The original setting has turned into a Sendak-esque, vaguely threatening scene in which the fourteen angels have become chefs In the Night Kitchen. I believe it’s no accident that the unabashedly religious aspect of the opera has been turned into secular emptiness (although perhaps “emptiness” is not the best word, since this is about food). And this staging is not just wrong (and offensive) because it represents a change from the traditional, or because it’s not religious; it’s wrong because it goes against the fact that the music itself expresses holiness and serenity. One might even say that it’s celestial. So the concept behind the staging goes against the music as well.

In case you want an antidote, here’s the old Met production, before angels feared to tread there. I have kept the Prayer Song because it’s so beautiful, too; it constitutes the first two minutes, and is sung here in an English translation that is inferior to the one I know best, which explicitly describes the fourteen angels and their relative positioning in the tableau, and is also a better rendition of the original German:

Merry Christmas!

[ADDENDUM: For those of you who didn’t follow the link above to “the one I know best,” here it is:

When at night I go to sleep,
Fourteen angels watch do keep.
Two my head are guarding:
Two my feet are guiding:
Two are on my right hand;
Two are on my left hand;
Two who warmly cover;
Two who o’er me hover;
Two to whom ’tis given
To guide my steps to Heaven. ]

Posted in Music, Religion | 16 Replies

Little Newtie, happy at last?

The New Neo Posted on December 24, 2011 by neoDecember 24, 2011

My goodness, what a vale of tears Newt Gingrich had to overcome with a childhood like this!

It makes Bill Clinton’s family look like the Waltons.

[Hat tip: Althouse.]

[NOTE: The title of this post is a riff on this. Of course, Gloria had money, and Newt did not.]

Posted in People of interest | 9 Replies

There’s still time to bake for a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and tasty lebkuchen

The New Neo Posted on December 23, 2011 by neoDecember 23, 2011

[NOTE: Those of you who’ve read this blog for a long time are probably familiar with the following old family recipe, which I’ve posted here before. But here it is again for anyone who may have missed it.]

This recipe was brought over from Germany with my ancestors sometime in the mid-1800s, and when I was growing up it was my favorite of all the wonderful treats cooked by my great-aunt Flora, a baker of rare gifts. She and my great-uncle were not only exceptionally wonderful people, but to my childish and wondering eyes they looked very very much like Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus.

The name of the treat is lebkuchen, but it’s quite a different one from the traditional recipe, which I don’t much care for. This is sweet and dense, can be made ahead, and keeps very well when stored in tins.

Flora’s Lebkuchen:

(preheat the oven to 375 degrees)

1 pound dark brown sugar
4 eggs
2 cups flour
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
4 oz. chopped dates
1 cup raisins
1 tsp. orange juice
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. almond extract
1 tsp. lemon juice

Sift the dry ingredients together (flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon).

Beat the eggs and brown sugar together with a rotary beater till the mixture forms the ribbon. Add the orange juice, lemon juice, and extracts to it.

Add the dry mixture to it, a little at a time, stirring.

Add the raisins, dates, and walnuts.

Grease and flour two 9X9 cake pans. Put batter in pans and bake for about 25 minutes (or a little less; test the cake with a cake tester to see if it’s done). You don’t want it to get too dark and dry on the edges, but the middle can’t still be wet when tested.

Meanwhile, make the frosting.

Melt about 6 Tbs. of unsalted butter and add 2 Tbs. hot milk, and 1 Tbs. almond extract. Add enough confectioner’s sugar to make a frosting of spreading consistency (the recipe says “2 cups,” but I’ve always noticed that’s not usually correct). You can make even more frosting if you like a lot of frosting.

Let cake cool to at least lukewarm, and spread generously with the frosting. Then cut into small pieces and store (or eat!).

I have no powers of resistance for this particular treat.

Posted in Food, Me, myself, and I | 7 Replies

Egypt’s Christians not having a Merry Christmas

The New Neo Posted on December 23, 2011 by neoDecember 23, 2011

John Hinderaker has an update.

Hinderaker writes that the story of the post-revolution mistreatment of Christians in Egypt has been “mysteriously underreported.” I’m not sure what’s so mysterious about it: most of the MSM has a very short attention span, and they are also very strongly invested in their previous story of how wonderful the Egyptian rebels are and what a great society they will create. The persecution of Christians that’s been unleashed contaminates the narrative. What’s more, many of the mainstream Christian churches in this country and Western Europe have become strongly liberal or even far left, and criticizing the behavior of people in third world countries would be a violation of some of the PC Commandments.

If you can’t recall those all-important rules, please refresh your memory here.

Posted in Middle East | 15 Replies

It worked!

The New Neo Posted on December 23, 2011 by neoDecember 23, 2011

I’ve got a new and very wonderful ringtone! Thanks to all of you who tried to shepherd me along in my interface with this brave new world.

Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Replies

Growing numbers of independents

The New Neo Posted on December 23, 2011 by neoDecember 23, 2011

The number of voters who identify as independents rather than members of any political party has been growing.

Is it any wonder? The behavior of each party as a whole, and the disarray and/or corruption and/or stupidity and/or shortsightedness of so many of its elected representatives, falls far short of what we’d like to see in what used to be called our public servants.

However, I’ve got another theory about the growth of the block of independent voters (in whose ranks, by the way, I number myself). I think few of them are really true independents, the sort of people who just might vote Republican one election cycle and Democrat the next. I bet a sizable number almost never cross party lines, except perhaps in some local elections, but are pretty much wedded to one party or other in their actual voting behavior. The word “independent” is just for show in those cases.

If I’m correct (and I have no statistics to back it up), then why would this be? Some of it is the aforementioned dissatisfaction with the parties and politics as a whole; you can be angry at a certain party and not want to give it the satisfaction of joining, but still ally yourself very very reliably with its policies and its candidates.

In addition, there are the state primaries. Some of them require party affiliation in order to vote (closed), but a growing number are now open to all and this favors an increase in the number of people who call themselves independents because they are no longer shut out of the process.

And then there is the considerable attraction of the very word “independent.” Don’t we all like to think of ourselves as unowned by anyone, thinking independently and creatively and flexibly? The label “independent” instantly conveys that impression, whether or not the person adopting it actually exhibits those traits, or is instead the sort who doesn’t follow what’s going on except in a very surface way, ignoring the candidates and the issues until the last minute and then making a decision based on random superficial characteristics.

Posted in Election 2012, Liberals and conservatives; left and right | 24 Replies

All of you who think Romney’s bland and robotic…

The New Neo Posted on December 22, 2011 by neoJune 7, 2012

…need to pay attention to the startling revelation that Romney likes olives on his Hawaiian pizza.

That combo may be disgusting, but it’s certainly not dull.

Oh, and he’s leading in New Hampshire. But that’s no surprise.

Posted in Election 2012, Romney | 21 Replies

Thanks so much for you Amazon orders!

The New Neo Posted on December 22, 2011 by neoDecember 22, 2011

There’s still time to order from Amazon through your friendly neighborhood neoneocon portal. But to everyone who already has ordered through neoneocon, I extend my deep and heartfelt thanks. It all helps, believe me.

(And of course, you can use this blog for Amazon orders all year round…although I probably won’t keep nagging you like this…)

Posted in Blogging and bloggers | 7 Replies

Now it’s Ron Paul’s turn

The New Neo Posted on December 22, 2011 by neoDecember 22, 2011

The new non-Romney, Ron Paul, is in trouble—just like his non-Romney predecessors were before him. Here’s a summary of the already-aired “racist newsletter” charges against Paul which have resurfaced at an opportune time for his opponents.

It’s pretty obvious Paul’s not guilty of racism but of negligence in not policing his newsletter better, way back when. I would never support Paul for the nomination anyway, not because he’s a racist (he’s not) but because he’s an example of extremely extremist (is that redundant?) libertarianism. Also, his foreign policy is particularly ill-advised.

Now, if Paul were running against Obama in the general—well, that would be a tough one. But, fortunately, I doubt very much I’ll have to seriously consider what I’d do, because I don’t think Paul has a chance of getting the nomination, although he certainly could win the clueless Iowa caucuses.

Posted in Election 2012 | 40 Replies

Love found…

The New Neo Posted on December 22, 2011 by neoDecember 23, 2011

…and lost, and…

A great story-song from the late Harry Chapin:

Posted in Men and women; marriage and divorce and sex, Music | 3 Replies

Takes a licking…

The New Neo Posted on December 22, 2011 by neoDecember 22, 2011

…and keeps on ticking.

Posted in Health | 5 Replies

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