Liberals wrestle with Ferguson facts: John McWhorter and John Judis
John McWhorter is an associate professor of English and comparative literature at Columbia University. In a Time essay on Ferguson, he demonstrates his graceful way with words, and his struggle to fight the truth about Ferguson. It’s a struggle that he, rather than truth, wins.
The bit of truth that McWhorter allows to seep into the preferred narrative is this:
I’m not sure that what happened to Michael Brown – and the indictment that did not happen to Officer Darren Wilson – is going to be useful as a rallying cry about police brutality and racism in America.
McWhorter recognizes that, yet it is instructive to see the mental gymnastics he performs in order to stay with the liberal line:
The key element in the Brown-Wilson encounter was not any specific action either man took – it was the preset hostility to the cops that Brown apparently harbored.
So far, so true – although Brown’s hostility, and the acting-out of that hostility, seems hardly to have been limited to cops.
But then McWhorter writes this:
And that hostility was key because it was indeed totally justified.
So, despite the fact that McWhorter goes on to agree that Wilson’s actions were not necessarily motivated by racism, and despite the fact that he even acknowledges that Brown had just robbed a convenience store, and despite the fact that McWhorter knows nothing – absolutely nothing – of Brown’s actual attitudes towards police, why he might hold those attitudes, and what his previous encounters with police had been, he claims that this supposed attitude of Brown’s was not merely justified, but totally justified.
McWhorter goes on:
The right-wing take on Brown, that he was simply a “thug,” is a know-nothing position. The question we must ask is: What is the situation that makes two young black men comfortable dismissing a police officer’s request to step aside?
Let’s see: arrogance? Drugs? A sense of their own physical strength, and a history of using it to dominate over those smaller and physically weaker?
No, not at all:
These men were expressing a community-wide sense that the official keepers of order are morally bankrupt.
So, McWhorter knows that Brown’s actions were the result of his strong sense of morality, and his “totally justified” judgment that Wilson and all his fellows were “morally bankrupt.” A sort of moral civil disobedience, no doubt.
And what is to be done, according to McWhorter?:
What America owes communities like Ferguson – and black America in general – is a sincere grappling with that take on law enforcement that is so endemic in black communities nationwide. As Northwestern philosopher Charles Mills has put it, “Black citizens are still differentially vulnerable to police violence, thereby illustrating their second class citizenship.”
We troglodyte know-nothings, who cannot dismiss and/or imaginatively justify Brown’s reprehensible actions, refuse to take McWhorter’s far more nuanced position, which is that Brown was not the individual that he was, making incredibly bad choices. To McWhorter, Brown is a sociological construct responding to forces that justify any behavior, and it is white America which must always seek the answers within itself, because it is always and eternally guilty.
Black people in general are “differentially vulnerable to police violence,” but what might the cause of that be? Surely it can’t be that they are more likely to be violent criminals who attack police, as Brown was? That’s putting the cart and horse in the wrong order, according to McWhorter, who seems quite certain they are merely reacting to the perception that police are against them.
And I wonder what McWhorter would like to happen, other than “sincere” soul-searching by guilt-ridden white people. Should white police (or black police, for that matter; I’m not sure McWhorter exempts them, either) allow themselves to be beaten to a pulp or killed by their own service revolvers in order to demonstrate their sociological sensitivities towards violent criminal black youths such as Brown as interpreted by nonviolent professors such as McWhorter?
McWhorter goes on to add that (although there’s absolutely no evidence of this) Brown came back towards Wilson “likely trying to indicate surrender.”
But despite distortions of the record like that, McWhorter realizes that Brown represents a tough case to use to make the point he wants so desperately to make, and he at least is honest enough to say as much:
…I fear the facts on this specific incident are too knotted to coax a critical mass of America into seeing a civil rights icon in Brown and an institutionally racist devil in Wilson.
It appears that McWhorter would dearly love it if America could be “enlightened” (his word, not mine) by the Brown/Wilson case into believing just that, in order to reflect the higher truth of racism in America as he sees it. But he regretfully realizes that Brown was just too thuggish, Wilson too blameless, and the facts too stubborn (although not for lack of trying to misstate them).
Here is the best example of McWhorter struggling with the truth, and partially accepting it:
The Ferguson episode…requires, as a rallying point, a degree of elision, adjustment. It will require turning away from Brown’s criminal act just before the incident, and his conduct toward a police officer a few moments later, based on the tricky proposition that these things must have no bearing whatsoever upon how we evaluate the succeeding sequence of events. The now iconic gesture, the hands up in “Don’t shoot” surrender, will become sacrosanct regardless of the evidence as to whether Brown actually held his hands up in that way. Icon, sacrosanct – there is an aspect of the ritual here.
But ritual dazzles more than it convinces. Beyond the converted, the less committed observer will see the facts piling up and conclude that one can be fully aware of racism’s persistence and yet still feel that the part racism played in Brown’s death is too abstract to qualify as a Selma-style – or even Trayvon-style – teaching moment. We need here Selma, Sanford – we want to make all of America put down their beers and feel this turning point.
McWorter wishes Brown were a better victim, and Wilson a better villain, than they actually were. Another Selma—now, that would be the ticket! But at least he acknowledges that Wilson and Brown didn’t quite fit the bill. The amount of “elision, adjustment” that would be required to believe they do—the ability to say that 2 + 2 = 5 with a straight face—is just a little bit beyond him.
However, John B. Judis manages to go further towards truth in his TNR piece on the very same theme, “The Ferguson Decision Was Not a ‘Miscarriage of Justice.’ Liberals Need to Accept That.” Judis regretfully writes:
While the grand jury and federal and local investigators received witness testimony that was contradictory (which is in line with what criminologists expect in these kind of cases), it received physical evidence from autopsy and DNA and hospital reports that wasn’t open to the same kind of questions. This evidence suggested that there were grounds for believing that Brown had scuffled with Wilson in the police car and had even grabbed the officer’s gun. That conformed roughly to Wilson’s own account of what had happened in the police car.
The physical evidence ruled out that Wilson had shot Brown in the back while running away, as Brown’s companion Dorian Johnson initially had claimed. And it was not conclusive one way or the other on whether Brown had, after he turned around to face Wilson, tried to surrender. In all, the forensic evidence did not prove Wilson innocent of killing Brown when he was trying to surrender, but it also did not give the grand Jury “probable cause” to indict him on that basis. Other evidence may surface, but from what the grand jury learned, I think it did the right thing, and that it’s also unlikely – given this evidence – that the federal government, which must meet an even higher evidentiary standard, will choose to indict Wilson.
There’s a lot more hemming and hawing and parading of liberal bona fides by Judis in the article to prove that his heart’s in the right place and that of course there’s plenty of racism among American cops, probably even in Ferguson. But in this case? No:
Liberals took the decision by the grand jury to symbolize, or stand in for, the greater injustice of the Ferguson and of the American criminal justice department. But in fact the reverse occurred. They projected the larger injustice of the system onto the grand jury’s ruling.
I’m not sure why Judis was able to go this route and allow that much truth into his column. And what does it mean that he does? Probably not much, although it interests me (I’m always interested when people depart, even a little, from the party line). Judis’ article may merely be an illustration of what Churchill once said:
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
What articles like these two probably mean is that the liberals and the left realize that the facts of the Ferguson case present them with a particularly uphill battle, and that they would do well to stumble, pick themselves up, bide their time, and wait for the next opportunity to indict white America.
[NOTE: I knew next to nothing about McWhorter prior to reading his Times article on Ferguson and writing this post, including whether he is white or black, or what his specialty is. When I looked him up, I saw that he is youngish (to me, anyway), black, and a linguist specializing in Creole. Even more interesting are his politics, which the push-pull of his Time article reflects:
McWhorter characterizes himself as “a cranky liberal Democrat”. In support of this description, he states that while he “disagree[s] sustainedly with many of the tenets of the Civil Rights orthodoxy,” he also “supports Barack Obama, reviles the War on Drugs, supports gay marriage, never voted for George Bush and writes of Black English as coherent speech”. McWhorter additionally notes that the conservative Manhattan Institute, for which he works, “has always been hospitable to Democrats”. Regardless, McWhorter has criticized left-wing and activist educators in particular, such as Paulo Freire and Jonathan Kozol. One author identifies McWhorter as a radical centrist thinker.
Maybe “radical centrist” means someone who allows in a tiny trickle of truth at times, only to clamp down harder against what it would mean if he let just a little bit more in.]
The trial of Hosni Mubarak: never mind
Murder charges against Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak have been dropped:
In addition to dismissing murder charges against the former president, his interior minister, Habib Al Adly, and six aides on Saturday, the judge announced that Mr. Mubarak and his two sons, Alaa and Gamal, were found not guilty of corruption.
Mr. Mubarak, 86 years old, is serving a three-year prison term after being found guilty on separate corruption charges in May…
Legal experts said judicial authorities could rule that his detention could count as time served, raising the possibility that Mr. Mubarak could be freed in the coming weeks, despite his conviction on embezzlement charges in May.
Here’s the key to what’s going on:
Egypt held its first democratic presidential elections in June 2012, which Mohammed Morsi, a leader of the Muslim Brotherhood, won. He was then ousted by the military in July 2013, following large street demonstrations denouncing his rule.
Mr. Morsi was imprisoned and is currently facing a number of charges in separate trials, including treason and murder, which rights groups have characterized as politically motivated…
The former general who carried out the coup, Abdel Fattah Al Sisi, nominated himself for president in March and months later won against a weak opponent””reviving draconian laws against dissent as he presided over a fierce crackdown on Islamists and many of the figures who drove the uprising against Mr. Mubarak.
Sisi is apparently feeling secure enough in his own power to call off the Mubarak dogs. In other words, the Egyptian pendulum has swung once again.
This is the trajectory that’s been going on since at least the mid-20th Century. There are really only two viable modes in Egypt, and they both center around the Muslim Brotherhood: the Brotherhood itself, and heavy-handed suppression of it. The very first article I wrote about the 2011 revolution in Egypt expressed concern about the Brotherhood’s taking over, but I claim no special prescience; anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of Egyptian (and Brotherhood) history could see it.
Just a couple of days later I wrote this summary of the Brotherhood’s history of doings in Egypt and the strong-arm tactics against it by successive regimes. There really seems to be no way out at this point, as the fortunes of Mubarak, Morsi, and Sisi illustrate.
[NOTE: I will add that I doubt Obama is pleased by this latest development.]
[NOTE II: The title of this piece comes from Gilda Radner’s famous SNL character, Emily Litella.]
The ubiquitous PC parent
I’m way past the child-rearing age, although I remember it well.
But it seems to me that political considerations are now huge for parents, at least parents on the liberal end of things, and I don’t remember this being true when I was a young mother raising a small child.
Over Thanksgiving I experienced a reminder, however, that issues I consider the provenance of fringe groups have become more and more mainstream, at least in liberal enclaves. In two separate incidents, two different women started telling me outraged stories about how the schools their children attended wanted those children to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Quelle horreur!
In one case, the vociferous objection was to both the pledge itself and to the “under God” clause. In the other case, there was no differentiation—it was the Pledge in its entirety. In both cases (and again, remember that these people had not conferred with each other, and that these were separate conversations), the fact that the school had said their child did not have to actually recite the Pledge, but would be allowed to be silent, was not enough. Both mothers felt that this intimidated their child through psychological pressure which would be hard to resist. My impression was that in each case, the mother would have liked the Pledge to have been eliminated from the morning ritual to have spared their child the entire dilemma.
I made a few points in return, but on Thanksgiving it seemed the better part of valor not to start a fight, particularly with people whose politics are such that I know they are not going to be convinced of anything by me. Both, however, know (or once knew, and I assume still recall) my politics, so why did they say this to me, of all people? They didn’t say it in a combative way, either; they seemed to just be relating a story, as though they expected agreement and empathy. My guess is that because they live in an area which is just about 80% liberal, and they almost never encounter that other 20%, it’s easy for them to assume that their ideas are so common and so acceptable that they are non-controversial.
And that is perhaps the most disturbing thing of all—that this stuff has gone mainstream in liberal communities.
The Times was behind the times in publishing Wilson’s address
A lot of people were up in arms—and rightly so, IMHO—when the NY Times published Darren Wilson’s address, thus facilitating those who would do him harm.
So I was happy to see that, before it was ever published, the address was moot because Wilson had long vacated the place:
Darren Wilson was mowing his lawn Aug. 19 ”” 10 days after he’d shot an unarmed teenager ”” when he got a call telling him that his address was popping up in online reports. He quickly packed up his belongings and moved in with a relative, somebody who didn’t have the same last name. By nightfall, media members were outside the house.
Wilson then spent about a week with one of his attorneys, Greg Kloeppel, until finally he moved into what his legal team now calls the “quote-unquote permanent location,” which they declined to disclose. Wilson hasn’t been back to his ranch-style home since he stopped cutting the grass midway through.
“You want to buy a house?” another Wilson attorney, James Towey, asked.
It might be time for something like the witness protection program, although that sort of thing is harder to pull off in the internet age. Darren Wilson’s life has changed irrevocably, however, in that he can no longer work for the Ferguson police department, or any police department:
“At first [his thinking] was, ”˜I want to go back, I’m a cop, I want to still be a cop,’ ” attorney Danielle Thompson said. “It took some time for him to realize that wasn’t exactly going to be what happened.”
Towey added: “I think I expressed to him, ”˜Do you realize your first call [back on the job] will be to a blind alley where you’re executed?’ He took a pause for a minute, thought about it and said, ”˜Oh.’ That is the reality.”
Wilson was pretty much an ordinary cop, caught up in an extraordinary media circus resulting from a single violent and unfortunate encounter. In fact, it was the first time Wilson had ever used his service weapon.
And apparently it will be the last.
[ADDENDUM: Andrew C. McCarthy’s take on the Ferguson case is well worth reading, as is almost everything McCarthy writes.]
Obama’s immigration enablers
Here’s a good summary article of some of the legal questions involved in Obama’s immigration executive order, and how the DOJ’s Office of Legal Counsel got it wrong.
The basic points:
First, the OLC justified the policy as a prioritization of government’s “limited resources.” But the executive order does more than prioritize. It rewrites existing law…
Second, the OLC incorrectly concludes that the president’s plan involves case-by-case scrutiny. The OLC admits “a general policy of nonenforcement that forecloses the exercise of case-by-case discretion poses ”˜special risks’ that the agency has exceeded the bounds of its enforcement discretion.” It argues, however, that there are no “removable aliens whose removal may not be pursued under any circumstances.” And although the policy “limits the discretion of immigration officials . . . it does not eliminate that discretion entirely.”
It is absurd to assert that the theoretical possibility that a small percentage of the more than four million likely applicants may be rejected is meaningful “prosecutorial discretion.” …
Third, even if Mr. Obama’s plan is accepted as case-by-case discretion, it creates a remedy””deferred deportation””for a category that Congress hasn’t allowed and the president lacks authority to create…
Fourth, the OLC claims that past presidents have taken similar actions, yet it fundamentally misrepresents their legal basis…
Fifth, the OLC ignores that the new Obama policy profoundly harms the states, which bear the costs of educating and providing health care to millions of illegal immigrants now allowed to remain. The policy also injures state sovereignty.
There’s much, much more, and I suggest you read the whole thing.
The OLC has responded to the president’s request to find him legal cover to do what he had already decided to do. Their answer seems not just incorrect but transparently, obviously incorrect. But that doesn’t matter. Most people aren’t interested in parsing the legal points, or taking the time to read something like that or think deeply about it. Lawyers argue, but most people will justify the president’s action if the ends are something they desire, and condemn it if the ends are something they don’t desire. Very few people have the integrity of a Jonathan Turley, and that’s what Obama is counting on.
[NOTE: In the comments to the WSJ article I found this, which I think makes some excellent points about how Obama has tested the waters, bit by bit, to get to where we are now, and beyond:
First the Bammer disregarded the DOMA act, no one did a thing, Then he disregarded the bankruptcy laws for GM (too big to fail?) and no one did a thing, then he told Dreamers you can stay, and no one did a thing, then he rearranged the Obama care ‘law’ a gazillion times to suit his fancy and no one did a thing. then then then….
NOW why are we shocked that he has created a whole class of law breakers into (‘legal’ Americans) with a pen and a phone. And people are outraged, of course but he has been getting away with it for 6 years.
Indeed—although some of us have been outraged for 6 years, or close to it.]
Lammily: she’s a real doll
Just what every little girl wants?
She’s the counter-Barbie, Lammily, a doll with more normal proportions, and optional cellulite, acne, and stretch marks. I kid you not.
But Lammily is kind of cute, too. Her body is supposed to resemble that of the average 19-year-old, which isn’t half bad (an average 50-year-old, on the other hand, might be considerably less adorable):
Here’s Lammily compared to Barbie. Barbie’s a mini Victoria’s Secret model, a classic ectomorph with implants. Lammily’s the girl next door, slightly athletic and mesomorphic, who might even shop in the petite section, like me (or the doll version thereof):
Dolls are traditionally idealized versions of humans—even baby dolls, which are made to look more or less like a real baby, only slightly better (smoother, diaper rashless, etc.). And even Lammily is idealized compared to most real live people. But don’t the little girls (and it’s still almost entirely little girls) who play with dolls want and seek an ideal? What’s up with the acne and the stretch marks—the latter which are usually obtained after pregnancy, by the way? They’re probably there to amuse and/or appeal to the mothers or other grown-up relatives buying the dolls for the little girls.
One thing I do like about Lammily is that she has articulated joints, which allows the child to do stuff like this with her, which seems pretty nifty to me:
It’s Black Friday: skip the crowds and buy at Amazon through the neo-neocon portal
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It’s the day after Thanksgiving, otherwise known as Black Friday. The day to wait patiently in store lines for bargains—in-between bites of turkey salad sandwich, doses of Tums, and the ritual of making turkey carcass soup.
But neo-neocon readers needn’t wait in those lines if you (act of shameless self-promotion coming up) just use neo-neocon as the portal for your Amazon holiday gift purchases. Click on any of the Amazon widgets in the right sidebar (or go here if for some reason the widgets aren’t showing), and everything you buy during that visit will send a tiny bit of money my way, and it won’t cost you one extra cent. What’s more, a helpful reader has come up with a way to make neo-neocon your permanent portal for Amazon, so you won’t have to remember each time you want to buy something. Hope this works:
All I did was open amazon using your port, then copied the URL when it opened, then closed and reopened my browser, pasted in the URL and opened amazon that way, then. bookmarked it, then closed out and went back in using the new bookmark and then ordered. Hopefully the bookmark will ‘stick”.
So you can relax and just enjoy eating those leftovers to your heart’s content. And I hope that you, unlike me, have access to pecan pie. I had a wonderful Thanksgiving with stupendous food, but no pecan pie, alas. However, that’s a small price to pay for all the other wonders.
[NOTE: This post is a slightly edited version of a previous post.]
The Cosby accusations: a familiar trajectory
Now the University of Massachusetts has decided to rid itself of its association with Bill Cosby which goes back decades:
A university spokesman told the Boston Globe on Wednesday university officials had asked Cosby to step down as an honorary co-chairman of their $300 million fundraising campaign and Cosby agreed.
Cosby received a master’s degree and a doctorate in education from the university. He and his wife donated several hundred thousand dollars to the university.
Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley sent a letter to the university urging it to cut ties with Cosby.
I’ve already said my piece on Cosby’s guilt or innocence. I have nothing to add except to reiterate my position, which is that we don’t know and at this point we cannot know the truth or falsehood of the allegations. I don’t care how many women pile on with similar stories; it’s the quality and timing of their stories that matter. Yes, women (and men, and children) sometimes lie, and not all that infrequently either. They also often tell the truth. However, I would be more convinced it was the truth if the people telling these rape stories were coming forward before the other stories had been publicized. And I would be more convinced of the stories’ truth if there was no payoff in fame (and possible money) for jumping on the Cosby accusation bandwagon.
I also know that plenty of people have a motive to discredit Cosby, because he’s spoken out against the disintegration of the black family and that puts him in the conservative camp at least on that issue, whatever his general politics might be. Note, also, that the current furor was sparked by a comedian who explicitly cited Cosby’s speaking out on that topic as a problem, and his own desire to damage Cosby’s reputation and popularity. To wit [emphasis mine]:
It’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the f***ing smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. He gets on TV, ”˜Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the 80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom.’ Yeah, but you rape women, Bill Cosby, so turn the crazy down a couple notches. ”˜I don’t curse onstage.’ Well, yeah, you’re rapist, so I’ll take you saying lots of motherf***ers on Bill Cosby: Himself, if you weren’t a rapist. I don’t know what I’m doing by telling you. I guess I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.”
Note, also, the pattern of accusations of sexual misconduct towards black men who dare to challenge the leftist line. We had Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill’s sexual allegations. Then we had Herman Cain and various women and their sexual allegations. By the way, ask yourself what happened to all those Cain accusers, and all those cases? They appear to have dropped completely out of sight virtually the moment that Cain withdrew from the political arena.
And now Cosby. Cosby was no angel, by the way, as this case demonstrates. But it also demonstrates the caliber of the actions and motivations of at least some of his accusers (if you’re interested in an article critiquing the accusers’ stories in general, see this).
In addition, ever wonder why the liberal press never jumped on the Juanita Broaddrick bandwagon? Of course not; we know the reason. I will go on record here as saying I don’t believe Broaddrick’s accusations of rape against Clinton, and that I consider Clinton a philanderer rather than rapist (the same may be true for Cosby, by the way). But Broaddrick’s accusations actually are considerably more believable than those of the Cosby accusers, in that she has some witnesses willing to say that she had told them her story shortly after the alleged rape occurred. That’s more than I’ve ever seen from Cosby’s accusers, but it’s not definitive (here’s a piece pointing out the pros and cons of Broaddrick’s story and credibility, as well as that of her confidantes).
Six thankful people
These six have a lot in common, and a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving:
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Hey, let’s have some more tyranny
This is an extraordinary article urging more sweeping executive action from Obama on immigration. It’s extraordinary in that it completely ignores the constitutional questions involved in what Obama has done. It’s written by Robert Morganthau, a New York lawyer and former DA of some prominence.
The ends are all that count; who cares about means? The ends Morganthau is interested in are allowing more illegal immigrants to stay in this country:
I applaud the President’s announcement. He has taken a major step forward, keeping families together and allowing undocumented immigrants to work legally and pay taxes.
But Obama should not stop here. There are additional steps the administration should take to fix immigration policy that do not require either congressional support or more funding.
First, the administration should reallocate resources to provide support to El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala, three countries have become significant sources of illegal migration to the U.S.
…The Drug Enforcement Administration should join in the fight against Central American drug gangs and cartels by opening an office in the region and providing support to local law enforcement…
Here’s a profile of Morganthau from 10 years ago:
With so few Kennedys left in New York, Morgenthau is the closest thing we have to political royalty. The grandson of Henry Morgenthau Sr., ambassador to the Ottoman Empire under Woodrow Wilson, and the son of Henry Jr., Treasury secretary under Franklin Roosevelt, he grew up playing in FDR’s lap in the Oval Office
Perhaps that’s where Morganthau learned the lessons of power.
He’s 95 years old now. The greatest generation, my foot.
Thankful for Thanksgiving
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I happen to like Thanksgiving. Always have. It’s a holiday for anyone and everyone in this country—except, of course, people who hate turkey. There are quite a few of those curmudgeonly folks, but I’m happy to report I’m not one of them. Even if the turkey ends up dry and overcooked, it’s nothing that a little gravy and cranberry sauce can’t fix. And although the turkey is the centerpiece, it’s the accompaniments that make the meal.
My theory on turkeys is that they’re like children: you coax them along and just do the best you can, but as long as you don’t utterly ruin or abuse them, they have their own innate characteristics that will manifest in the end. A dry and tough bird will be a dry and tough bird despite all that draping in fat-soaked cheesecloth, a tender and tasty one will withstand a certain amount of abuse.
One year my brother and I were cooking at my parents’ house and somehow we set the oven on “broil,” an error that was only discovered an hour before the turkey was due to be done. It was one of the best turkeys ever. Another time the turkey had turned deep bluish-purple on defrosting and was so hideous and dangerous-looking it had to be abandoned. Another terrible time, that has lived in infamy ever since, my mother decided turkey was passe and that we’d have steak on Thanksgiving.
Since I like to eat, I am drawn to the fact that Thanksgiving is a food-oriented holiday with a basic obligatory theme (turkey plus seasonal autumnal food) and almost infinite variations on that theme. Sweet potatoes? Absolutely—but oh, the myriad ways to make them, some revolting, some sublime. Pie? Of course, but what kind? And what to put on it, ice cream, whipped cream, or both?
For me, there are three traditional requirements—besides the turkey, of course. There has to be at least one pecan pie, although eating it in all its sickening sweetness can put an already-sated person right over the top. The cranberry sauce has to be made from fresh cranberries (it’s easy: cranberries, water, and sugar to taste, simmered on top of the stove till mushy and a bright deep red), and lots of it (it’s good on turkey sandwiches the next day, too).
The traditional stuffing in my family is non-traditional: a large quantity of cut-up Granny Smith apples cooked in fair amount of sherry as well as a ton of butter till a bit soft; and then mixed with prunes, almonds, and one Sara Lee poundcake reduced to crumbs by crushing with the hands.
Thanksgiving is one of the few holidays that has a theme that is vaguely religious—giving thanks—but has no specific religious affiliation. So it’s a holiday that unites. It’s one of the least commercial holidays as well, because it involves no presents. It’s a home-based holiday, which is good, too, except for those who don’t have relatives or friends to be with. One drawback is the terribly compressed travel time; I solve that by not usually traveling very far if I can possibly help it.
The main advantage to hosting the day is having leftovers left over. The main disadvantage to hosting the day is having leftovers left over.
I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving Day, filled with friends and/or family of your choice, and just the right amount of leftovers!
[NOTE: This is a repeat of a previous post, slightly edited.]





