Obviously the Chinese have not realized that turtles are vectors for some of the nastiest diseases known — especially to stomachs.
One must presume that the typical terrapin is intended for a child.
I’ve never seen them used as a pet by any adult.
That’s not what I expected when I clicked the link!
I knew it! Finally I am vindicated.
Locally, airport officials have intercepted packages containing “Bushmeat” who amongst us feeds upon that, pray tell? But the one that had me rattled was the inspector who found the box containing a live Gabon Viper. Of course, I googled it and was terrified. Who has use for such a terrible thing?
You’ve got to question the mental state of anyone who tapes more than one turtle to his crotch. I mean, one turtle’s normal, right? That’s, um, normal, right?
Nick,
Its not normal to tape a turtle to ones crotch. However, it is normal to stand upon an infinite column of turtles. Turtles all the way down into buzz light year infinity and beyond.
At least he wasn’t smuggling Se[]tex around.
Maybe it gives him super powers.
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Obviously the Chinese have not realized that turtles are vectors for some of the nastiest diseases known — especially to stomachs.
One must presume that the typical terrapin is intended for a child.
I’ve never seen them used as a pet by any adult.
That’s not what I expected when I clicked the link!
I knew it! Finally I am vindicated.
Locally, airport officials have intercepted packages containing “Bushmeat” who amongst us feeds upon that, pray tell? But the one that had me rattled was the inspector who found the box containing a live Gabon Viper. Of course, I googled it and was terrified. Who has use for such a terrible thing?
You’ve got to question the mental state of anyone who tapes more than one turtle to his crotch. I mean, one turtle’s normal, right? That’s, um, normal, right?
Nick,
Its not normal to tape a turtle to ones crotch. However, it is normal to stand upon an infinite column of turtles. Turtles all the way down into buzz light year infinity and beyond.
At least he wasn’t smuggling Se[]tex around.
Maybe it gives him super powers.