Spitzer says…
…if Weiner can do it, so can I.
Well, he didn’t really say that. But I assume that Weiner’s run for mayor has given Spitzer the courage to re-enter politics himself and run for comptroller. What a team!
And this post gives me the opportunity to use Spitzer and Weiner in the same sentence.
As a lifelong New Yorker (the upstate kind), let me take this opportunity to apologize to the country on behalf of my state….or should I say the city that dominates my state.
Funny, I originally misread the headline as Spritzer says. If these two clowns get elected New Yorkers are going to be begging for the good old days under David Dinkins by the time they’re done.
You’re right, Paul.
Next thing you know, Bill or Hillary will toss his or her name into the mix.
Another contender:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport
Coming right up: Bill Weiners while Hillary Spitzers
I’d like to pre-apologize for that image.
I’ve heard that Spitzer is running against his former madam. I think I like her better for the position, as she’s shown a better head for managing money…
Corruption of society starts with one person at a time. By having the leaders be mad dogs, so the same shall the rest of the pack become, down to the lowliest Untouchable. In fact, if you were sane and wanted to protect humans, the mad dogs would either infect you, exile you, or execute you. That is how madness spreads.
Meanwhile humans are at the mall talking about cursing both political houses and thinking it won’t affect them much to be lounging around in their Golden Age. They’ll see soon enough what a “curse” really is for humanity.
People who did shameful and dishonorable things used to slink away.
Now, they run for office again and use their disgrace as a platform.
And the saddest part is, they have a chance of being elected.
Virtue is dead. No one sent flowers.