Starlets persevere…
…in their tireless quest to look like prostitutes.
I’m especially fond of this one, worn by an actress hetetofore unknown to me named Micaela Schaefer, whose dress unfortunately got caught in a paper shredder and yet who bravely soldiers on. I offer it in my tireless quest to raise the traffic of my blog:
That’s for all you metrosexuals out there.
She obviously has marketable assets and most certainly those assets have a limited shelf life. So she is using them to make a carear. Why not?
Merciful heavens.
Some of these creatures should talk to some old guys who remember when girls and women covered their charms, and boys and men were fascinated with thoughts of what might some day be revealed.
I see high school girls parading to school in their short, short, short skirts and reflect back to the days of knee length straight skirts, or those that billowed with crinolines, and how tantalizing they were.
Hey, guys and gals, you want to see the road to the doom of American civilization? The picture above ain’t nothin’.
Take a gander at the mug shots at “The Smoking Gun” (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html) or the pictures at “People of Walmart” (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/top-rated ). Now that’s real doom.
I believe her “dress” is actually made of video tape, which no doubt makes it an ironic commentary on something or other.
Again Neo forgets the cardinal rule when talking about Hollywood types: “You can’t insult a whore.”
Haute couture meets wardrobe malfunction.
I’d really like to know how many grand she paid for that just to be able to say, with evidence, glass ceilings play a vital role in society.
…if your male, and, umm, appreciated this picture, you probably don’t fall under the rubric “metrosexual” lol.
Actually if you are male and not metro your first impulse was probably to wonder how you could bulk erase her tape.
Maybe the outfit is made of videotapes, but it could also be a sliced up garbage bag, which would fit the contents.
I know of no self respecting
whorehookerprostitute who’d go out in public like that.I’ve been told I could find true love online, and now I have.
She wins the sleevage of the month award.
It’s good to be young and healthy. She will not enjoy the inevitable aging process.
That said, she has a sexy body. However, her outfit actually detracts from appreciating its aesthetics.
The mother of all 8 track player failures! In Godda da vida baby!
Once again, we see that girls should go directly from their fathers’ homes to their husbands’. Obviously they need to be kept well in hand.
[holds up riot shield]
Thank you, neo. Is there any hope you will go full Ace of Spades with regular pix of NFL cheerleaders?
That videotape could have used the services of good (read: hyperactive) editor.
Starlets persevere…
…in their tireless quest to look like prostitutes.
Distinction. Difference.
Some people have a muddled sense of sexy versus vulger.
‘Rewind’ blew up.
So much for a ‘do over.’
‘Jump cut’ anyone?
Stunning girl (altho’ never heard her name and don’t have a clue who she is).
Too bad she thinks this is the way to get ahead in Hollywood (well, maybe it is; wouldn’t know). She’s fashion victim of the week and the dupe of whomever designed those shredded threads.
Next up…
Speechless. Beautiful women in Hollyweird trade on their beauty, that I can understand. But this is so far over the top, along with this: http://tinyurl.com/cqsdcm5
Well, for Groucho Marx’s take on seeing nekkid people on the stage, see this clip (from 5:00 to 7:00).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-KBe5t0j4
And he has more to say about the state of morality in America, and a great joke that got cut out of a Marx movie by the censors.
Super funny, SteveH: “Sleevage.” Gawd, it works on so many levels. Cleavage. Rhymes with sewage and seepage. There’s the alliteration with “slit” which itself calls up slut.
For myself, I find the bikini and other revealing outfits more stimulating than mere nudity. This is obvious, isn’t it? I hope so. Otherwise, one has traveled or is traveling the path of derpravity and has lost the aesthetics of normality. Porno does this and lowers the barrier of sex to what animals do, the same gender, sex toys, and finally, much, much worse.
Again, balance. Somewhere between Hollywood and Saudi Arabia.
Looks like there were technical problems with her “stolen” sex tape.
I saw an interview and the scumbag talked so offensively with a 12 year old girl. In better times, everyone would have rushed the stage and beat the shit out this asshole. Instead, they applauded. I could not even watch without a desire to kill and end the life of the son of a bitch who talked to a child like this asshole did. It was so bad, I clicked the channel and ran outside and punched air and air and air.
Talk to my child this way, and I don’t care if I spend the rest of my life in jail. You will die. It is time for that sort of anger and outrage to manifest.
I’m failing to see any problem here.
I’m a firm believer that if you have it, flaunt it. I don’t have “it”, and therefore never flaunt it. Those that do, however, should go for it, particularly on the feminine side of the equation!
You go girl!
……this is me being supportive of women’s rights to do their own thing unencumbered by the views of restrictive, dominating men. Such a good deed — no wonder I feel so good looking at the picture!
Ah, Curtis, was that posted in the wrong thread? Doesn’t seem to follow anything I see here….
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As far as Micaela, THE INTERNETS to the rescue…
Start with IMDB, since she’s clearly at a premiere (Men In Black III) —
As far as why you don’t know here, well… she’s pretty much unknown on IMDB, too, or rather, awfully close to it.
Her only apparent video claim to any fame is that she was on Germany’s Next Top Model (2006, she only made it to ep4 according to wiki), and, more recently, the 2012 season of the German version of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” — and with those headlights, it’s not entirely surprising (according to wiki, she wound up #4 of 11) — She’s also made two appearances on German TV series (one as “model”) and as a police officer. Both were uncredited… meaning she presumably had no speaking part (dunno about German actors guild rules, but in the USA, if you speak, you get a credit, with only rare exception. That’s also significant because at that point you get a SAG card and a whole range of parts open for you almost magically)
So, IMDB and wiki done, let’s do a general search on her.
She also apparently was Maxim’s “Miss Germany”
Ah, well, now you get to the lolololol “good stuff”. She’s done nudes. While they look nice, I am willing to bet that they ain’t the ones Mother Nature gave her — IF you were wondering.
Not a guarantee, but they show most of the “indicators” for a TJ beyond “large on a slender figure” (sorry ladies, I know you like to believe that doesn’t happen, but it does…)
I’ll let the curious search for them yourself. “Hollywood Grind” has them. Beware of a page claiming to be her home page, as it triggered my AV to block it from attempting an exploit.
She’s German, and almost certainly has the European “attitude” about nudity, so I would not quite go so far as to use the “SL word to refer to her just because she lets it all hang out. She’s also 27, which means her shelf life is getting close, and so no doubt was looking to make a splash, which by all indications, she did — according to HG some of the minor stars coming up the red carpet behind her were getting ignored as a result of that dress, which is, yes, made from video tape.
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Anyway, an amusing exercise of how to find out who someone is on the internet.
It was hard work, but someone had to do it…. so I took one for the gipper.
No applause is needed. Cash donations would be accepted, however…
:^D
they are not trying to look like prostitutes, they are trying to get young pre teen girls to look like prostitutes. then moses harmon types can have lots of sex without the family in the way, friends in the way, or even culture or morals… (shhhh… dont tell them this part, otherwise they might not think its liberating to “pull a train”)
Photo #7 in the slideshow, Rita Ora:
Note that she is pointing to her only professional qualification.
Imagine taking a date dressed like that to dinner and a movie.