Spambot of the day
I was wondering who made it:
We made the shirt your group chat already wrote about your dog.
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I was wondering who made it:
We made the shirt your group chat already wrote about your dog.
I keep asking them to leave my dog out of the conversation.
Disjointed comment has to be AI paying a call
Looks like AI’s hallucinating again….
(Isn’t there any Artificial Intervention that one might prescribe? Or Artificial Inoculation?)
Speaking of hallucinations…it’s getting crazier and crazier out there:
“The Israeli Response to Vance;
“The vice president’s critique overlooks a long history of Israeli diplomacy, compromise, and reluctant wars. But worse, it invokes an age-old blood libel.”—
https://claritywithmichaeloren.substack.com/p/the-israeli-response-to-vance
H/T Powerline blog.
I like to think Vance was being loyal and playing the role Trump needed him to play, but as you all know, I’m prone to wishful thinking.
Well, possibly a reconfiguration for the consumption of the woke right…but it’s not pleasant to contemplate.
And in Venezuela, something doesn’t pass the smell test:
“…Don’t Believe Everything You Read About Venezuela Right Now.”—
https://instapundit.com/809095/
Things are getting just a bit too insane.
Another reason to breathe deep and hold steady…
“On the internet no one knows you are a dog.”
J D Vance isn’t ready for prime time when it comes to foreign policy. Rubio looks much better for the 2028 election. J D still hasn’t put enough distance (absolute) from f T. Carlson.
“Till the Board of Education gets bored of education….”
Before the PC.
Before the Internet.
Before AI…this cutesy little blurb graced the autograph books of scads of high-school grads.
Turns out it was prophetic. (Who knew…?)
In fact THIS is what happens…(California, of course….)
“SoCal Education Leaders Stole Nearly $20M From Schools; Report”—
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/socal-education-leaders-stole-nearly-20m-schools-report
No doubt there’ve been instances of boredom elsewhere…
I think we are looking the wrong direction for the source of these spambot messages.
They are actually coded transmissions where every word means something specific, and can be decoded only with a super-secret decoder machine so that the original message is entirely understandable.
Maybe they are directed to some mysterious human agency tasked with protecting us from some seriously nefarious villains (U.N.C.L.E was a diversionary head fake to deflect from people suspecting the Real Thing).
Or maybe they are reports to the aliens secretly monitoring our planet.
Although, if you fill in some of the contextual gaps, the sentence actually does make sense.
“We made the shirt (that you wanted with the joke that) your group chat (during the discussion yesterday) already wrote about your dog.”
So it’s dog shirt?
Smells like dog shirt.