Here’s a little something for all you guys
Don’t say I never do anything for you.
It’s the 2011 “20 hottest conservative women in the new media” contest winners.
I’m busy contemplating why I didn’t make the cut. Could it be that the judges consider apples in front of the face to be some sort of drawback? How small-minded of them! Or is the entire enterprise a heinously ageist and discriminatory plot?
my only problem is the limiting factor of “hotness”
why not the 20 “most influential women in new media”
20 women making their mark in this “new media” are not only intelligent and have strong work ethics but are also conservative and beautiful
also “hotness” gives me a different image/criteria than “beauty” for example
much rather have a “hot” hooker
much rather have a “beautiful” wife
I think the apple is hot. Sometimes I even fantasize about it being caramelized.
Hardy har har!
You’re #1 in my book.
Thanks, Neo. You should have been on the list. Those beautiful dark eyes peering out from behind the apple…amazing! Beautiful woman, beautiful writer.
Thanks!
But could it possibly be that I’m fishing for compliments?
By the way, they really screwed up in not including Jedediah Bila.
Here’s a good piece on her (with pics and video):
http://conservativeamerican.org/conservatives/jedediah-bila-hot-conservative-american/
God created centipedes, but also Ms. Bila. All is forgiven.
Neo, it’s definitely ageist. What do these guys have against wrinkles? Mine are pretty cute.
No Laura Ingraham? Her rolling her eyes at a liberal’s comments is right up there with what a wink and tossing of the hair did for me 25 years ago.
And i could watch at least a couple hours of Jamie Colby of Fox reading the phonebook.
I know I shouldn’t say it but Columnist and author, S.E. Cupp. That stripped blouse makes her last name stand out.
Tough situation for the libs. I think of an ugly bigot like Helen Thomas, or Rosie O’Melted Steel, or a beautiful airhead like– generic Hollywood starlet. Brains and beauty combined are harder to locate on the lib side.
I was wondering why Elisabeth Hasselbeck didn’t make the list. “The 20 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media”, I guess The View is not the new media.
John: I believe Ms. Cupp’s blouse is striped, not stripped.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I had never heard of 3 or 4 of them, including the woman named #1.
But based purely on physical appearance, it’s hard to argue with the decision to include them on the list.
Scratch my comment. I somehow missed Mary Katherine Ham and her Carly Simon mouth.
Neo, maybe a Freudian Slip? Or maybe I just had have doubles on the mind?
kolnai and Roger are right. And green apples are the hottest of all.
Was it Mamie Van Doren who said the brain is the sexiest part of the body?
neo-neocon Says: Thanks! But could it possibly be that I’m fishing for compliments?
I would never insinuate such a thing, O austerely cerebral Neo. If you were fishing for compliments (which is out of the question), I would say: try using more bait.
gs: LOL.
If you guys think your life is stressful, imagine how stressful it is to be a button on S.E. Cupp’s shirt.
Neo, those others mean nothing to me………..
Maybe Neo isn’t on the list because “hot” is not a strong enough word to describe her, so listing her would actually be a demotion. Yes, I took the bait.
I have looked and looked for software that removes apples from Internet pics.
And found none 🙁 .
Could it be that the judges consider apples in front of the face to be some sort of drawback?
Pomophobes!
“But could it possibly be that I’m fishing for compliments?”
What I can see behind the apple looks more than merely fine, but I have a lovely aging bird in the hand that is mine. 😉
“And she takes just like a woman
And she aches just like a woman
And she wakes just like a woman
Yeah but she breaks just like a little girl.”
You impress me as a woman who wears her age, experience, and beauty well. More power to you and long may you run.
Some of those women need a sammich somethin’ awful. Meanwhile, if I were the cheating kind I’d be trying real hard to convince you that you really need to round out your resume with a torrid affair with an older man.
After all, you look like Eve tempting Adam with that apple.
Have always enjoyed the naughty librarian look ala S.E. Cupp. Or the feisty Filipina ala Michelle Malkin. Or just about any of those ladies attractive looks.
However, at my age, the question is, “Yes, she looks mighty fine, but can she play chess?” Never underestimate the place of the cerebral in the equation. For an old codger it looms quite large.
Neo, I think I can say with some authority that the apple hurt your chances.
But that’s okay; you’re clearly not lacking for compliments here at home!
If you really want to take this personally, try this: write a blogpost about the top 20, complete with pictures. Superimpose an apple over each face. Then invite comparison with your own.
I have a motion; do I hear a second?
You know what really gets me going?
The fact that your website uses “reverse 99” open quotes, combined with your consistent use of a comma after the penultimate element in lists of three or more items joined with and.
Sigh…
Now if I could just get you to write “turn a phrase” instead of “coin a phrase” I’d be in love…