My first troll-bot ever:

The next time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I do know it was my choice to read, however I actually thought youd have one thing interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you possibly can fix for those who werent too busy searching for attention.

How do I know this was a bot and not a real commenter, you ask? Well, it advertised a Swedish website, and it came in on a short humorous post about literal videos, with nary a word of whining in sight.