Together at last
A change of pace.
Who is this power couple? No, the photo’s not for a perfume ad. They’ve been dating for about a year.

Hint, hint, a quote from the woman:
‘I am very in love. And actually, that show was after I met the love of my life and so I felt very anchored by that because I’m a little bit like a rainbow kite.’
The pair were first romantically linked in July 2025 before going Instagram official in December.
Why, it’s Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.

The kids, neo. The kids.
Hope they give each other a STD
At least they finally found each other, and hopefully have now avoided ruining the lives of any more normal people.
@IrishOtter49:The kids, neo. The kids.
Rest your fears on that score. She’s over 40, and they’ve both already had kids so the ship has sailed there.
Wishing them happiness.
More pop-shiite the world would be better off without. God bless their union with obscurity.
Wikipedia lists Perry’s net worth at an estimated $360M. Enjoy it while you can, Justin.
We could start a betting pool here, on how long the relationship lasts. The winner gets 50% of it and neo gets the other 50%. 😉 (Is that legal neo? Maybe not.)
Also, 9 years with Orlando Bloom. An eternity.
Trudeau meets my criteria for POS. God forbid Trump’s desire to acquire Canada. Trudeau was its prime Minister for ten years, proving Canada is full of loonies as well as loons (Loons are a remarkable species; loonies are not).
Rest your fears on that score. She’s over 40, and they’ve both already had kids so the ship has sailed there.
I think you missed the point, fella. Had nothing to do with actually having kids.