Together at last
A change of pace.
Who is this power couple? No, the photo’s not for a perfume ad. They’ve been dating for about a year.
Hint, hint, a quote from the woman:
‘I am very in love. And actually, that show was after I met the love of my life and so I felt very anchored by that because I’m a little bit like a rainbow kite.’
The pair were first romantically linked in July 2025 before going Instagram official in December.
Why, it’s Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.
The kids, neo. The kids.
Hope they give each other a STD
She’s gonna squeeze every inch of mileage from Justin’s “Castreau” rumor that she can. If there are kids especially.
At least they finally found each other, and hopefully have now avoided ruining the lives of any more normal people.
@IrishOtter49:The kids, neo. The kids.
Rest your fears on that score. She’s over 40, and they’ve both already had kids so the ship has sailed there.
Wishing them happiness.
More pop-shiite the world would be better off without. God bless their union with obscurity.
Wikipedia lists Perry’s net worth at an estimated $360M. Enjoy it while you can, Justin.
We could start a betting pool here, on how long the relationship lasts. The winner gets 50% of it and neo gets the other 50%. 😉 (Is that legal neo? Maybe not.)
Also, 9 years with Orlando Bloom. An eternity.
Trudeau meets my criteria for POS. God forbid Trump’s desire to acquire Canada. Trudeau was its prime Minister for ten years, proving Canada is full of loonies as well as loons (Loons are a remarkable species; loonies are not).
Rest your fears on that score. She’s over 40, and they’ve both already had kids so the ship has sailed there.
I think you missed the point, fella. Had nothing to do with actually having kids.
Now that they’ve found each other, could they please go away together somewhere and leave the rest of us alone?
For reasons I cannot explain, I have a soft spot for his wife.
@IrishOtter49: I thought you were concerned about the gene pool; my mistake.
The old joke Oscar Wilde is supposed to have made about his having children by Sarah Bernhardt was undoubtedly at the back of my mind.
Unwillin Bar-Kiss:
So, your comment went into moderation and I approved it. If all goes well, the next time you comment under that name and that email address, hopefully it shouldn’t need moderation.
Maybe they can find a nice little bungalow near Harry and Meghan, so we can put a little pin on the map of Places We Ignore.
It’s poetic justice this follows the article before it.
Russell Brand, Orlando Bloom … Justin Trudeau.
That’s a character arc!
A gal hits 41 and she has got to get serious about settling down.
huxley:
Another character arc:
Ugh!
Again with the dog zapper!
My GSD would like a word.
He’s gay and Canada is not a serious country.
So little Katy Hudson has found her soul mate. Raised in the household of a Pentecostal preacher, started out in “Christian pop music,” decided to go to Nashville and be a star. Changed her name and abandoned her Christianity, but got the fame she desired. I wonder if she undertook a course similar to Robert Johnson, who allegedly made a pact with the devil in exchange for success. A quick reading of the lyrics to his most well known tune, “Crossroads” provides a possible answer. I hope she enjoys her earthly fame because unless she changes course, she’ll have an eternity to sing a couple of Johnson’s other tunes, “Hellhound on my trail” and “Me and the devil blues.”