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Open thread 6/26/2026 — 3 Comments

1. I feel attacked!

2. “Juan is the loneliest number.”

3. And then there’s that lonely zero.

   Just have to wait until 6/26/2226. Or we could wait until 6/26/2060 and then the zero wouldn’t be lonely. But I’m sure there’s at least a couple of billionaires who think they could make it to 2226.

   Lucius Washington: I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life.

   Ricky Bobby: Thank you.

   Lucius Washington: Now, I know you won the race, but you’re not gonna live forever.

   Ricky Bobby: Oh, I’m not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it’s not crazy to think I can’t live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

   Lucius Washington: No, I don’t know what that means. I guess, uh, longer life.

   Ricky Bobby: Well, no, he didn’t live.

   Lucius Washington: Oh, he didn’t live?

   Ricky Bobby: I mean, it’s just exciting that we’re tryin’ things like that.

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