Monk bust
I must say this story rather surprised me:
Twenty-two Sri Lankan monks returning from Thailand were arrested on Sunday at the main international airport in Sri Lanka with a record 242 pounds of powerful cannabis, officials said.
A Sri Lanka Customs spokesman said the group, returning home after a four-day vacation in the Thai capital, had Kush — a potent strain of cannabis — hidden in their luggage.
“Each carried about five kilos of the narcotic concealed within false walls in their luggage,” the spokesman said, adding that the monks had been handed over to police. …
The monks were mostly young students from temples across Sri Lanka and had been on a holiday sponsored by a businessman.
I didn’t know monks went on vacation, much less on a vacation sponsored by a businessman – although perhaps these were actually student monks. Then again, this seems to have been something of a working vacation.
However, had I been keeping up with recent monk events, I probably wouldn’t have been quite as surprised by the drug bust:
In 2022, every single monk at a Buddhist temple in central Thailand was defrocked after they tested positive for methamphetamine. The monks were sent to a health clinic to undergo drug rehabilitation.
In 2017, police said a Buddhist monk was arrested in Myanmar after authorities found more than 4 million meth pills in his car and in his monastery.
Meth surprises me even more than cannabis. But both go against the monks’ general prohibition on the use of any intoxicants.

Judge Dee would be delighted.
Judge Dee! LOL! A classic!
Buddhist monks aren’t the same as Christian monks!
At least some Catholic monks have vacations. Might vary by order.
Ram Dass, former Harvard LSD researcher, converted to a Hindu student of Indian guru, Neem Karoli Baba. He recorded a number of the stories, often seemingly miraculous, of his guru.
Not a miracle, but one such story involved a a group of Western devotees to the guru. They had decided to make some money smuggling hash, told the guru about it and the guru got very interested, even excited about it.
At first they interpreted this as the guru’s blessing. But then they thought again. This guru was something of a trickster. It might be a harsh teaching on karma.
They thought it over and decided not to become smugglers.
Once, when I was driving to a shooting spot, I encountered a group who were broken down on their was to the Madre Grande Monastery. They included a Buddhist monk. I gave them a ride up towards the monastery, which is a hippie thing that participated in the Harmonic Convergence:
https://madregrande.org/history