Spambot of the day
A bot emits an anguished cry for help:
I don’t routinely interrupt wonderful conversations like this with my own personal issues, but I in dire need of help from anyone who is happy to lend me a hand. I’m thinking about employing [a certain lawn care business whose URL is given] and I was wondering if anyone here has employed them previously. I am hunting for both the bad and good areas of their business. Please get back to me as quickly as possible for this is critical. Thank you.
Hep me, hep me, my lawn is dyin’.