“I just thought this was the most interesting thing I could ever lay my hands on…” says Zuk.
All time interest in the world reaches a record low. Dow Jones to cut world’s interest rating.
“One who goes through a wonderful world unwondering.”
– Thomas Carlyle
The post modern world has produced a man duller than Carlyle’s.
“The nerve of the tooth is dried up and inside,” he said. “But, that’s where DNA would be if in the future people are interested in trying to clone John Lennon.”
Well there you go.
belated tooth fairy?
Let’s auction off his hemorrhoid, too.
Well, they’re not making more of them, you know.
So, in Medieval times is was the “elbow of St. Cuthburt” and now its the “Rotten tooth of Jphn Lennon.” Too bad Zuk couldn’t get a hold of some preserved Lennon shit, he’d have probably mortgaged his house and sold his wife to bid on that little number.
Hey, maybe I oughtta give Zuk a call, cause I just happen to have one of Ringo’s nose hairs, shed as Ringo was wailing on his drums during a fabulous appearance on the Ed Sullivan show.
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“I just thought this was the most interesting thing I could ever lay my hands on…” says Zuk.
All time interest in the world reaches a record low. Dow Jones to cut world’s interest rating.
“One who goes through a wonderful world unwondering.”
– Thomas Carlyle
The post modern world has produced a man duller than Carlyle’s.
Well there you go.
belated tooth fairy?
Let’s auction off his hemorrhoid, too.
Well, they’re not making more of them, you know.
So, in Medieval times is was the “elbow of St. Cuthburt” and now its the “Rotten tooth of Jphn Lennon.” Too bad Zuk couldn’t get a hold of some preserved Lennon shit, he’d have probably mortgaged his house and sold his wife to bid on that little number.
Hey, maybe I oughtta give Zuk a call, cause I just happen to have one of Ringo’s nose hairs, shed as Ringo was wailing on his drums during a fabulous appearance on the Ed Sullivan show.