Where in the world is Sarkozy’s brain?
Sarkozy’s wife Carla Bruni is quoted in the new book Carla and Nicholas: the True Story (gag me with a spoon) as saying he’s so bright he appears to have “five or even six brains.”
Unfortunately, since meeting Ms. Bruni, all of them seem to be located somewhere south of his head.
Unfortunately, since meeting Ms. Bruni, all of them seem to be located somewhere south of his head.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. I don’t think we have to worry about President Sarkozy getting busted at Charles deGalle airport of tapping his feet.
If you know what I mean and I think that you do…
Or smoking a cigar with an intern.
Men who think at the intersection of their legs, are seldom interested in partisan, idealogical struggle.
They want Unity!
They want to Come Together!
Right NoW!
Oh yeah.
(in sweet harmony.)
He has no need to indulge in that most Gallic of pastimes….a mistress.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Sarkozy does take a mistress after a couple of years with Mlle. Bruni — she looks like the high-maintenance type. I can see him sneaking off to spend a few nights a week reading quietly on the couch with a nice middle-aged lady who knows how to cook a gigot.
Ah… no one remembers what de gaul said
I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French.”-Charles de Gaulle
and henry (henri) miller
The Frenchman is first and foremost a man. He is likeable often just because of his weaknesses, which are always thoroughly human, even if despicable.
To err is human. To loaf is Parisian.-Victor Hugo
France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.-Billy Wilder
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The Frenchman, by nature, is sensuous and sensitive. He has intelligence, which makes him tired of life sooner than other kinds of men. He is not athletic: he sees the futility of the pursuit of fame; the climate at times depresses him.-Anais Nin
It’s true that the French have a certain obsession with sex, but it’s a particularly adult obsession.
France is the thriftiest of all nations; to a Frenchman sex provides the most economical way to have fun. The French are a logical race.-Anita Loos
In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.”-Geoffrey Cottrell
One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in cash and gets its hostages back while the United States pays ransom in arms and gets additional hostages taken.-William Saffire
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.-Mark Twain
Athough its lat, but neo look to this:
Colombia’s foreign minister says a new song by the wife of the French president is “very painful for Colombia.”
The song reportedly appears on the third album of model Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, which appears in stores on July 21.
The French daily Le Figaro reports that the song includes these lyrics: “You are my drug / More deadly than Afghan heroin / More dangerous than white Colombian.”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/06/12/international/i152547D40.DTL&type=printable