Yes, this is satire, via the Babylon Bee:
After multiple caches of highly classified government documents were found in different locations belonging to President Joe Biden, the United States Department of Justice acted swiftly to indict former President Donald Trump for the alleged crime.
“This is a serious violation of federal regulations,” Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a press briefing announcing the indictment. “We will take all measures available to the Justice Department to hold Donald Trump accountable for President Biden being found in possession of these documents.”
But as so often happens, life imitates art, because quite a few people are insinuating that Republicans planted the documents:
“The View” co-host [“Wile E. Coyote”] Joy Behar said Thursday that she didn’t know a luckier person than former President Donald Trump and said President Biden’s classified documents appeared just as “we were this close” to getting Trump.
“I’ve never seen a luckier person than Donald Trump,” Behar declared. “Just as we’re this close to getting him, somehow these documents appear,” appearing to suggest they were planted…
Hostin asked Goldberg whether it felt like “the Republicans were behind it” and whether it felt like opposition research.
“It did originally, but not now, because one of the things he’s saying is that, you know, some of the locations where the docs may have been shipped in the transition may have gotten taken and put,” Goldberg responded.
I can’t really follow that last sentence of Whoopi’s, but no matter.
Also, when Biden’s Corvette angle to the story first broke, I initially assumed that of course this was The Babylon Bee. I had to check the story several times to convince myself it wasn’t.
What’s going on here? A great many people, and certainly many people on the right, assume that the Democrats have finally decided that it’s Biden’s time to go. That makes perfect sense in some ways; for example, the timing is very close to the two-year mark after which Kamala Harris would be allowed to run for two more terms rather than just one. Then again, those same behind-the-scene Democrats plotting against Joe know Harris is a weaker candidate than some of the alternative choices such as Newsom, but he’s not in the line of succession and Kamala is. So in 2024 they’d have the task of getting rid of her, which means this two-terms-for-Kamala thing doesn’t make sense as a motive. Of course, it could be Harris’ forces who are behind it, but I just don’t give them that much credit. However, it’s the case that Biden has said he’s thinking of running in 2024 and that could be disaster for the Party, and various groups would have the motive to take him out before that and make a 2024 run unlikely because he’d be tainted goods (not that that ever hurt him before).
What argues against this theory is that I still don’t see why they would choose a method to discredit Biden that helps Trump in his defense to his own classified papers problem. That in particular makes no sense to me. Is it just that they think they can successfully spin it in a way to convince the public that this is much less nefarious than whatever it was Trump is supposed to have done? That is so absurd, and the Corvette image so graphic, that it just seems unlikely to me that anyone but the Democratic base will buy it. That’s my stumbling block with the entire theory. Surely there are other things they can hold against Biden that aren’t so Trump-friendly.
One possibility is that the Democrats knew that the Republican House was bound to discover the papers in some sort of investigation – although I can’t figure out how – and they wanted to “get ahead of the story” in time-honored fashion. I believe that Garland’s appointment of a special counsel in charge of this may preclude the House Republicans going into it full bore, although I’m not completely certain of that.
Still another phenomenon that argues for the idea that the Democrats have decided that Biden’s got to go is the uncharacteristically harsh behavior of the White House press corps yesterday. What could account for that, except that the word has gone out the Joe is now fair game?
I struggle to make sense of the contradictions.
[NOTE: And even if you think that the Democrats are confident they can fix the 2024 presidential election in their favor no matter who the candidate might be, if the gap is too large it becomes more and more difficult. Plus, if fraud can get anyone over the finish line, then why remove Joe at all? He’s no more embarrassing now than he’s been for a long time – at least, he wasn’t till this papers-in-the-garage thing happened.]
[ADDENDUM: It suddenly occurs to me that maybe the Democrats want to get Trump off the hook for the MAL papers because they’ve decided they want to run against him in 2024 because they think he’s easier to beat than some of the alternatives. That didn’t work very well for them in 2016, though.]
