For those of you who’ve been anxiously awaiting my “American Idol” updates this year (are you out there, anyone?), I actually have been watching the show (shh, don’t tell!) and plan to post something when the time feels right.
All those who have no interest are hereby allowed—nay, encouraged—to skip this post.
In the meantime, for the rest of you—all two of you—host Ryan Seacrest is accused of having been cruel last night to rocker hunk Michael Johns. He added insult—or rather, teasing—to injury by making it seem as though maybe no one would be eliminated, but then immediately saying “You’re out!”
I watched it. Yes, it was mean. Poor Johns was barely holding it together as it was, anyway, although he managed (as they almost always do) to belt his swan song with more vigor, and more real emotion, than he’d managed to muster during the competition itself.
But in defense of the cruel cruel Ryan: wasn’t he just following the script?
Of course, “I was just following orders,” although a time-honored defense, is not a good one.