It turns out that having a Walmart in the neighborhood is associated with a slight weight loss in the surrounding population.
Researchers are at a loss (pun intended) to determine the reason this might be. But their guess is that a Walmart frees up part of the income of people who are pressed for money, allowing them to buy more fruits and vegetable and other healthful items.
I beg to differ. Even though the study reports that a Walmart leads to decreased exercise, I still think exercise might be the key. My theory is that whatever the decrease in other exercise reported in the study (and I assume activity level was not measured, but was based on self-report), it left out one extremely important factor: the exercise involved in shopping in a Walmart itself.
Think about it—have you been in one lately? I have. Those babies are huge.
To score any item usually involves a hike that amounts to more exercise than many people in America get in an average day. And that doesn’t even count the getting lost part, which is practically obligatory in a Walmart.
Remember that Saturday Night Live sketch about the size of Walmarts? I rest my case:
Greeter #1: Hi! Welcome to Wal-Mart!
Greeter #2: I know I say this to you every day.. but I still can’t get over how big this Wal-Mart is!
Greeter #1: I knowwwww! It’s too big!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: I knowww!
Greeter #2: I knowww! The whole town is this Wal-Mart!
Greeter #1: I knowww! It has too many things!
Greeter #2: I knowww!
Greeter #1: This store has to be at least eight city blocks! I mean, that is about 500 miles of store!
Greeter #2: I know! This Wal-Mart is as big as 250 Rite-Aids!
Greeter #1: I knowww! Thank God we work near the door! Otherwise, we’d never be able to get out! Continue reading →