Today I’m trying to relax. I don’t have a hangover because I don’t drink, although I had my customary thimbleful of champagne last night. I don’t have any resolutions because I’ve learned over the years that I break them quickly. … Continue reading →

I don’t usually do much of anything on New Year’s Eve, although I used to always try to watch the ball go down on TV. Staying up late is no problem for me, since I’m a night owl and always … Continue reading →

I was raised on these guys:

In case you ever wondered:

Feeling crabby?:

It’s been a while since I’ve asked for donations. In the meantime, quite a few readers have donated without any prodding, and I thank you all profusely. Some of you even have a setup whereby you make a monthly payment, … Continue reading →