How to take a selfie
Some tips on taking a selfie, especially in a bikini. The main one seems to be to suck in your gut.
Suck in your gut—who would have thunk it?
But alas, there’s a limit to how much a suck can do. So another helpful hint is to be very skinny to begin with.
Or, just don’t take selfies. I came up with that one all by myself.
The human body is awesome and profound, beautiful and an aesthetic marvel, except for the 97% of the time it is not.
Hussein has some tips there.
The best advice, that I can give, for taking a selfie is don’t.
KRB
Yeah? Top this.
It also helps to keep an apple in front of your face.