The outlandish conspiracy theorists
Commenter “Niketas Choniates” writes:
Instapundit today links to a debunking of a conspiracy theory that Charlie Kirk was shot at close range with a gun disguised as a cell phone.
I have to say I have no idea what to do about people who would find such a thing plausible. I don’t know where they get their priors from: maybe the RAND corporation, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are putting something in the water.
That last bit about the vampires putting something in the water is a joke, but it’s one that posits a conspiracy theory to which somebody somewhere probably ascribes, so numerous and strange are these theories.
I’ve written many times before about the propensity of so many humans to come up with such things, but if you read just one of those posts I suggest it be this one. I suggest you read the whole thing. But I want to add what I think is at the root of these belief systems.
One part of it is – as I already mentioned in the linked post – that some generalized distrust of government and official reports (or at least skepticism) is justified by certain lies that officials have told in the past. A good example of this is Russiagate, or their lies about the origins of the COVID virus.
But I want to emphasize something else here, which is that people like to feel that they are smarter than average, and much less gullible than average, and some people do this by rejecting the obvious explanations that are supported by the actual evidence and prefer to latch onto something more obscure and even contradicted by the evidence. Why would that make them feel superior? Because they see themselves as marching to a different drummer, as not being taken in by duplicitous authorities mouthing lies, as being better and more intelligent than the rest of you who are stupid enough and trusting enough to believe in the lying official narrative.
So yes, to believe someone with a gun resembling a cell phone killed Charlie Kirk by firing at close range is preposterous and flies in the face of everything we know about the assassination. But there are always going to be those who reject everything we know and say it’s all (or mostly) lies put out by officials who have some sort of evil agenda to cover up, and that the conspiracy theorists and those of like mind have sussed all of this out and have the inside info – unlike the rest of you naive dupes.
The problem, of course – at least, one problem – is that sometimes there really is a conspiracy and the official word is sometimes a lie. Russiagate was a conspiracy and a lie, for example, and the first COVID origin story – wet markets rather than a lab – was a coverup. It can be challenging to sort these things out. But Oswald killed Kennedy on his own; it’s really not in question any more (see my previous posts on the subject).
And Charlie Kirk was not killed with a gun disguised as a cell phone.

Neo, thank you very much for this very wiser observation:
“people like to feel that they are smarter than average”
Hopefully, I’ll remember to ask myself if I’m assuming that I’m smarter than average, before I attempt anything out of the ordinary.
AppleBetty:
Well, of course about half of us really ARE smarter than average, if one thinks about the definition of “average” 🙂 .
(I’ll leave out a discourse on mean versus median versus mode.)
Daniel Kahneman’s Thinking, Fast and Slow describes the propensity of people to rely on heuristics instead of reason. I say “describes” because like so much else in social science these days the studies he describes there don’t replicate. Nonetheless, Eric Hoffer’s The True Believer doesn’t even cite a single study, it’s just one guy’s narrative, so put Kahneman and Hoffer on the same footing, as someone who’s offered a plausible, though not scientific, explanation.
And the most common heuristic I see is Team Red / Team Blue. If an article of news or opinion is written by someone associated with Team Blue, or sounds kind of like something someone on Team Blue might say, Team Red doesn’t believe it, and widdershins likewise.
This is an heuristic to follow: decide who your friends are and listen to people who sound like your friends, shun and disbelieve those who sound like they’re not your friends or who your friends don’t like. The problem is that life is just more complicated than that. Most of what we see in media is a selection of facts chosen to support a narrative already in existence, with the exclusion of facts that contradict it, with very few verifiably untrue statements. And our friends who derive their primary income from online opining are looking for clicks and eyeballs from us just as much as our not-friends are from them, are seeking to steer our emotions and attention just as much as they are.
This is why the Left was so fast on declaring Charlie Kirk to have been killed by “MAGA”. They already had that narrative, already wanted it, and it was very easy to swallow any camel of fact in its favor (the shooter was a product of a Team Red-coded home environment) while straining at every gnat of fact showing the opposite (antifa slogans etched on bullets and confession on Discord).
And we on the Right are humans just the same with the same tendency and we do the same thing all the time. Even people who are aware of the tendency have be vigilant all the time to avoid it, and sometimes they will fail.
Niketas, heuristics also use reason. Often heuristics are the only means available, and sometimes they are the best means available when data is limited or wrong.
An example: the claim nearly 90% of guns recovered in crime scenes in Mexico came from US gun stores. Heuristics would suggest this is wrong, 90% is remarkably high, Mexico is very corrupt, and Mexico and Central America are awash in Cold War firearms. Further Mexican crime scenes show a lot of military hardware, much of it Soviet Block. Further, the term “trace” is typically used in conjunction with these claims, and if you are familiar with that process as used by BATF you might understand what is going on here.
As it is, an NGO that studies the international arms trade breaks it down with actual solid data and shows what’s wrong with the 90% claim. But you don’t really need it to realize the claim is sketchy.
Much of what drives the conspiracy theories about Kirk’s assassination is the desire to blame it on Israel.
That’s why those who push them hold them so tight.
Many, perhaps most, love to rationalize and contrary facts and reason is an inconvenient obstacle to a cherished ‘explanation’. Conspiracy theories are in a certain sense, the core of a good story and as Mark Twain is reported to have cynically observed, “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story”.
Following a discussion in the comments on the Open Thread, I decided to transfer to this one because the subject was definitely veering into conspiracy theory territory. You can read that thread first, but it’s not really necessary to this one.
Talk about meeting Niketas’ heuristic for believing “news”!
https://postcardsfromoceania.substack.com/p/the-defensible-destruction-of-government
The prologue is quite lengthy about the history and intent of the FRA; the crucial point is an action of President Obama in 2014 that, in Leuders’ view, was planted as a hidden landmine to destroy some essential functions of Government and put Bill Gates in charge of the world.
That’s the conspiracy theory part.
What Leuders does not explain very clearly, probably because he knows what he meant and thus it should be obvious to everyone, is that by adding such a vast number of electronic records to the system, it became overloaded, and the actual useful functions of the FRA became unmanageable: contrary to its purpose of managing historical records for preservation. (One of Alinsky’s Rules, IIRC)
He also neglects to specify the content of Obama’s Executive Order 13489, which established protocols for claiming Executive Privilege to delay or suppress the publishing of any Federal Records disputed by the President, which is kind of an obvious “tell” that Obama intended to do that very thing.
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-office/presidential-records
Back to Leuders’ narrative:
I’m not exactly sure how a bunch of office memos are going to Control the World, but go back up to the reasons for controlled destruction, which include some things that a World Dictator might find useful: “information security, data breach risks, and, of course, personal privacy.”
This is, by the way, the reason why Leuders prefaced his post with a story from WWII:
This may be the Mother of All Conspiracy Theories — and it may even be true!
@Don:Niketas, heuristics also use reason. Often heuristics are the only means available, and sometimes they are the best means available when data is limited or wrong.
I did not say it was always wrong to use an heuristic, and I thought the reference to Thinking, Fast and Slow made it clear enough what I meant… But people are indeed using them when they should not, and dismissing data that disagrees with what they’ve already decided must be true.
I clicked on the link Neo relayed from Niketas and got a clip from the Simpsons – somehow that was not a surprise.
“maybe the RAND corporation, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are putting something in the water.”
The bonus was a link in the YouTube sidebar to this post, which was a very interesting historical narrative of what happened to the Manhattan Project teams after the end of the war.
I know nothing about the presenter, but he had a good on-line presence for a talking head, some old pictures, and a list of sources. Also links to other reports in his series on the Cold War.
So: credible or conspiracy theory?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1mH_O7MzJk
How the RAND Corporation created American strategy
Mostly we rely upon heuristics because it’s all we have.
However, there are issues with “the data”. One is that presenting data tends to awe many, and presenting dubious data is a way to win debates. Further, there’s lots of fake data out there. I mentioned the Mexican gun crime data, but there are lots of other uses of “data” and “studies” to win debates and push narratives where the data and studies are dubious if not fake, and it helps to approach it using heuristics.
@Aesop Fan:I clicked on the link Neo relayed from Niketas and got a clip from the Simpsons – somehow that was not a surprise.
The reverse vampires substituted the Simpsons’ clip for the actual link that went to all my evidence. They do this at every site I try to post the truth about them.
The RAND Corporation published a very interesting book that generated some great reviews on Amazon, example below:
@Don:…there are lots of other uses of “data” and “studies” to win debates and push narratives where the data and studies are dubious if not fake, and it helps to approach it using heuristics.
Okay. Is Charlie Kirk being murdered by a secret cell phone gun from a few feet away one of these situations? I’m interested to know if you think so and why. I’m pretty sure the people expressing this belief are abusing heuristics in a pretty obvious and flagrant way but I’m open to being persuaded otherwise.
There’s such a difference between cultivating skepticism about mainstream explanations, once mainstream sources have proved themselves unreliable–and latching onto a wild alternative explanation with little to back it up.
People like complete patterns. When Authority leaves strings flapping in the breeze and dots unconnected, it’s normal to try to make the things fit together. Of if the connectors provided by Authority look silly, he presumption is that there’s a better answer, which is the conspiracy theory.
And then there’s the issue here, which is how easy would it be to get away with the cell-phone gun thing in front of hundreds as opposed to inducing some nutcase who’s so far out that the prospect of being caught can be snorted away, using a scoped full-power rifle from a resting position.
But I want to emphasize something else here, which is that people like to feel that they are smarter than average, and much less gullible than average, and some people do this by rejecting the obvious explanations that are supported by the actual evidence and prefer to latch onto something more obscure and even contradicted by the evidence.
–neo
That cuts both ways.
When I was studying the JFK assassination it became obvious to me that there were people who liked to feel smarter by rejecting conspiracy theories.
There were many legitimate questions about the assassination. Bugliosi’s tome, “Reclaiming History” which settled most of them, was not available until 2007.
Those who were convinced in the 60s-90s that Oswald acted alone were betting based on their predispositions just as the conspiracy theorists.
huxley:
Whatever “legitimate questions” I saw back then about the JFK assassination, none of them seriously undermined the mountain of evidence of Oswald as a lone assassin. Yes, there were questions that were worth asking. But they didn’t go along with evidence that would have supported a conspiracy theory.
For example, to the best of my knowledge, the questions about the so-called magic bullet seemed at the time to be warranted by the state of forensics at the time, but there was no solid evidence of the truth of any competing theory. And even way back then the evidence against Oswald was overwhelming and there was no reason to believe anyone would have recruited Oswald as an assassin. He was unstable and unreliable. Plus, he got the job at the Texas Book Depository long before the parade route was chosen, so how could someone have recruited him in only a few days, between the time the route was chosen and the time of the shooting? He also was known to have retrieved the gun stored in a friend’s garage the day before the shooting.
These things were known quite early on and the conspiracy theorists could not get around them. They had to rely on fake “facts” like the lies and distortions in Oliver Stone’s movie and the writings of people who promoted other lies and omissions.
neo:
Then we see those things differently. I don’t care to relitigate the JFK assassination.
However, I stand by my point that some people like to feel smarter by rejecting conspiracy theories.
The human mind’s talent for seeing patterns is both our greatest strength and greatest weakness. For many people, it’s more comforting to believe Satan is running the world rather than the world being run by random chance.
@ BJ > “The human mind’s talent for seeing patterns is both our greatest strength and greatest weakness.”
The strength is amply demonstrated by a LOT of scientific discoveries, where seeing patterns leads to investigation leads to hypotheses leads to credible theories leads to practical inventions.
The weakness is conspiracy theories, not the least of which manifest in individuals as paranoia leading to seriously messed up behavior, and sometimes outright evil.
Or the belief that Jews are ruling the world, or that the Illuminati are ruling the world (are they Jewish too? I don’t know!), or that the WEF and Bill Gates are (in the process of) ruling the world.
Or that Satan is behind everybody who wants to be ruling the world because they are his agents on earth.
Which can look like random chance because some of his agents are at least marginally insane, and paranoiac.
Or it could all be the work of the nefarious Pinky and the Brain, or Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
An argument for believing and then acting as if Satan is pulling the strings does at least, for some people, lead to behavior designed to keep them from being his puppets, which is generally a good thing for them and everyone else, while a belief that it is all random chance eliminates that particular motivation, although a lot of fine people come up with other commendable ones to guide their lives.
I guess we’ll have to wait until the credits roll to find out for sure.
@BJ:For many people, it’s more comforting to believe Satan is running the world rather than the world being run by random chance.
@ Niketas and Don – one practical use of heuristics, as I understand the conversation, is at the core of a story from our son the architect from his college days, in his civil engineering class. The students were supposed to design a drain pipe system for something or other important (I don’t remember all the details), and one of them did some calculations per the specified formulas that showed the water running off at 21 mach*, and turned it in.
Our son remarked that his colleague obviously didn’t know enough to realize that his calculations were off because that was a totally impossible result.
Back in the day when schools actually taught math, we did what used to be called “word problems,” and were taught to first estimate a range that our answer should fall into, using round numbers, then do the calculations with the actual numbers, and see if the result was within our approximations. You can catch a lot of mistakes that way.
* In fluid dynamics, the Mach number is a dimensionless quantity representing the ratio of flow velocity past a boundary to the local speed of sound
@ Niketas – I’ll have to get that book.
Thanks for the links in your original comment; the one about the cell phone gun was very interesting.
The explanation of the author’s reasoning was quite informative, and the video of the actual cell phone gun made it pretty clear that one of those was not the murder weapon.
He seems to be a credible source, but that could be my Team Heuristic kicking in.
https://www.shootingnewsweekly.com/gun-nation/no-charlie-kirk-was-not-shot-with-a-380-acp-cell-phone-gun/
Turek’s comments are a moving personal witness of the shooting, and some thoughts about the conspiracy theory about him.
I have read Daniel Kahneman’s book, Thinking, Fast and Slow, and it’s a start on an explanation, which clearly needs more investigation. Sadly, the social sciences are so badly corrupted now, we may not be able to get any credible studies.
Of course, the Other Team doesn’t believe that any corruption exists.
That video with Frank Turek was so good, I wanted to post a direct link to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Qyx-C-nKc
Niketas Choniates – Have you ever read Ian McGilchrist? He’s a psychiatrist who writes about a theory of the roles of the left and right hemispheres of the brain. His conclusion is different than Kahneman. (He says that Kahneman based his book on a few special cases and that his conclusions are, therefore, incomplete.)
Basically, McGilchrist writes that the left hemisphere handles details and develops rule-based models to explain reality. The right hemisphere handles context and what we call intuition – not quite the heuristic-based fast system of Kahneman, actually much more. McGilchrist speculates that the evolutionary role of the left hemisphere was to find food while the evolutionary role of the right hemisphere was to avoid becoming food – detail versus big picture. The two hemispheres are intended to work in concert. The complexity of reality makes it impossible for the left hemisphere to develop a comprehensive model of reality. Whatever model the left hemisphere develops is going to fail at the perimeter. The role of the right hemisphere is to see the big picture and direct the left hemisphere. When unsupervised, the left hemisphere tends to stick to its models. If it receives contradictory evidence, it tends to ignore it or even fabricate evidence to keep its model from failing. It is the role of the right to re-calibrate the left and direct it to develop new models (heuristics?) to account for new big-picture information.
McGilchrist theorizes that modern culture has empowered the left hemisphere over the right. Basically, the models of the left hemisphere provide us with the capability of manipulating the material world and the triumphs of science, engineering, and modern economics have conditioned us to trust the left hemisphere and ignore the right.
Getting political, the model that leftists apply to the political world involves the assumption that most, if not all, political violence comes from the right. Therefore, when political violence comes from the left, without a healthy and well-formed right hemisphere, the left hemisphere just makes up whatever it needs to so that it can continue analyzing politics with the same model.
I’m not remotely qualified to opine on the accuracy of McGilchrist’s theory – but it sounds plausible and provides an explanation for the effect that neo describes.
My intimate knowledge of forensics comes from broadcast television, but I do have a bare minimum idea of interior, exterior, and terminal ballistics.
What do you think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltakvGyzfZs&rco=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XoHKCbX8oA
There are some good youtube interviews of Ian McGilchrist.
Aside from right wing violence, there are many other areas corrupted by bad data. Claims that “immigrants” have low crime rates, for example. Much involving covid. The source of Mexican crime guns I mentioned above. Disproportionate killing of blacks by police. Even things like guns vs spray for bear defense.
@Don: there are many other areas corrupted by bad data
Is Charlie Kirk’s assassination one of these “areas”, where it’s a good use of heuristics to think he might have been killed by a “cell phone gun” at close range?
If you think I’m saying “heuristics are bad”, I’m not and never have. Heuristics are bad when used in preference to good data and sound logic.
If you think Charlie Kirk’s murder is one of these times where data is bad so we should reject the “facts” and go with heuristics I’m open to being persuaded.
Bad data or lying liars who lie. The left lies about everything. EVERYTHING.
What’s astounding is that folks of normal (or exceptional) intellect will believe anything at all.
Members of the flat earth society; those who believe the moon landings took place in a Hollywood studio; the 9-11 terror attack was conceived and carried out by Bush, Cheney, Halliburton and the Israeli Mossad.
And the greater the brain power of “true believers,” the greater their ability to present arguments affirming their belief system and explaining away any evidence contrary to their beliefs.
Believing the unbelievable is independent of one’s level of education or IQ or any other measure of intellect.
We see this amongst academics , many of whom express support for, say, a Marxist-Leninist govt, despite the irrefutable fact that this form of govt has a perfect record of failure.
I think Neo hit it on the head when she said what motivates some folks to believe in crazy things is that it sets one apart from the hoi polloi and gives the believer a sense of superiority.
Some folks cannot abide not being just one of the crowd; their personality demands they stand out, stand apart , and thus bring attention to themselves.
Niketas Choniates on September 23, 2025 at 1:00 pm said:
Is Charlie Kirk’s assassination one of these “areas”, where it’s a good use of heuristics to think he might have been killed by a “cell phone gun” at close range?
If you think I’m saying “heuristics are bad”, I’m not and never have. Heuristics are bad when used in preference to good data and sound logic.
My central heuristic on the Kirk assassination centers on: the guy running on the roof and jumping off is the guy who did it.
I don’t see that heuristics favors conspiracy here.
The people pushing the conspiracy theories want to blame Israel . Much of the approach is to size apparent inconsistencies to try to spin an alternate narrative. For example to claim he didn’t leave the roof with the rifle (if you look at magnified stills you can see that he appears to be carrying an object like a rifle in a towel).
JohnTyler on September 23, 2025 at 2:02 pm:
” Believing the unbelievable is independent of one’s level of education or IQ or any other measure of intellect.
We see this amongst academics …”
Incredibly it took me until just a few years ago to recognize this rather obvious characteristic, although I was applying it to religious belief and to the intelligent people I knew who also believed some illogical ideas (or at least what I consider illogical ideas).
I have now postulated that we have evolved brains that supply both intellect and transcendence/ belief/ agency features, wherein both (and maybe more?) contribute to our survivability as a species, presumably via enhancing within group and between group cooperation (& trust).
I have found Michael Tomasello’s book The Evolution of Agency [2022] supplies some supporting ideas around this view.
Perhaps if/when I can delve into the Ian McGilchrist oeuvre there will be a further match up related to this possible dichotomy; or not.