Open thread 5/18/21
Okay, I confess: I find Ozzy Man very funny. Language warning – he’s no holds barred with the offensive language. But then again, he’s Australian.
Okay, I confess: I find Ozzy Man very funny. Language warning – he’s no holds barred with the offensive language. But then again, he’s Australian.
I highly recommend his survey of Mexican Weather Girls.
Here’s another example of Australian composure: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUwQgEABjJk
Not a bad list of profanities supplied, but misses several items which must be added for completeness:
1) Bush Pig.
What is a Bush Pig, you rightly ask? Why, an XX Chromosome Xirson who is
2) As Ugly as a Hatful of Assholes. And more often than not
3) Built like a Brick #$%^house.
The further outback you go, the more likely you are to find a rough as guts bush pig propping up the bar in a pub. Helps with the beer sales turnover though.
FWIW, there is no justification for Rooting a Bush Pig.. not even if said item
4) Bangs Like a Dunny Door in a Cyclone.
There’s a very dry and Laconic streak to the more everyday and less theatrically hammed up Australian Slang / Profanity — but it’s very situational and on-the-fly –> have to be there and in the moment to catch it.
Time to raise the tone:
Monty Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtgKkifJ0Pw
At first glance I was about to be really quite shocked if Neo’s musical fascination had now extended to Ozzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0
Ozzyman’s “Destination F&#*ed” series is highly recommend.
Not sure why I haven’t heard of this guy before. Funny vid. He had me at “No way is it his first day on the job” for the guy stacking bags of the conveyer belt.
Grade A commentary.
Thanks for that.
Thank you for introducing me to Ozzy Man. Between him and the Critical Drinker, I have lots to watch since Netflix and Hulu don’t have much interesting this month.
I like Ozzy Man’s commentary on “Vicious Cat Fights”– especially the comment at 2:14 about the timid ginger cat: “There’s a fair chance it’s Canadian.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47RwnFWTYiU
Bill, I don’t think peace means what you think it means.
https://thepostmillennial.com/bill-gates-allegedly-cozied-up-to-epstein-in-hopes-he-would-help-him-win-nobel-peace-prize
Zaphod: Ozzie Man is very discriminatory. What’s wrong with the Miami, Venezuelan, Brazilian, or Chilean weather girls.
His bit on the Canadian Cobra Chickens is dead on but leaves out the mess they leave behind, hip waders and a fire hose are the minimum for clean up.
That was good. Cheered me up.
Andy NGO has the Wash DC Metro Police report on Antifa, and it’s shockingly realistic:
Via Ace
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=393876
The US enters yet another years of its cultural Revolution. Simon Black has thoughts for today, compared to China’s
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2021-05-18/two-ways-push-back-against-cultural-revolution
“It’s clear based on (recent) election results that the majority of the population opposes this cultural revolution.
“The people who are trying to cancel Western Civilization are just a small, extremely vocal minority. The problem is, they control the media, the big tech companies, the universities, and most of the federal government, so their message seems much more popular than it really is.
“This revolution has even spread to the military and intelligence agencies, with everyone from the CIA to US Special Operations Command prioritizing wokeness over national defense.
“And of course, dozes of major corporations from Disney to Coca Cola have jumped on the bandwagon too.
“History has much to teach us. And the key lesson from China’s cultural revolution is that these movements don’t suddenly disappear.”
SO VOTE WITH YOUR MONEY! Simon Black exhorts.