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  1. One of the YouTube commenters for that post called him the only name in the news you can trust.
    It was a very professional job – apparently better than some of the national media broadcasters working from home.

    I hoped Jack Baca would get a deal from some outlet, if he didn’t already work for one, but it looks like he has a day job.

    http://jackbaca.com/
    “SAG-AFTRA voice actor based in Brooklyn with 8 years of experience, and a cutting edge recording facility. Drop me a line and let’s set up a session!”

  2. A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears, and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

    He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, the young nurse overcomes her embarrassment and slowly pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine!”
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
    “Are – my – test – results – back?”

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