Have chicken, will travel
Meet Monique, the chicken that went to sea:
I said to myself, ‘If she annoys me, I can always eat her.’ It feels weird to say that now! We formed a real bond.
What the well-dressed chicken will wear in Greenland:
And there’s already a kids’ book out.
“…eat her…”
Inhuman. Absolutely fowl.
How could anyone eat anything that adorable. It’s enough to drive one to veganism.
And what exactly is this “thing” about far northern climes and eating one’s friends? Sun spots? Northern lights? Vodka?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6414765/Russian-cannibals-chopped-woman-boiled-liver-potatoes.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6950515/Paedophile-cannibal-22-ate-man-girlfriend-12-dies-awaiting-trial-Russia.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6763903/Russian-wife-claims-cheating-drove-maniac-husband-steam-pickle-freeze-waitress.html
I think Barry has too much spare time on his hands…Waaaay too much internet buddy. I’m saying’ that ‘cos we love you and want you to get help.
😉
It’s Russians, Barry. I’m betting on the vodka.
Chickens get around. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCBpUlaljzY
Thanks, John. Much appreciated.
I’m trying real hard to cut down my daily dosage of “The Daily Mail” to single digit—hours. Not easy, but with any luck (and maybe a daily power-outage and/or DOS attack, or two, or three) I really think I have a fighting chance. Just gotta stay confident.
(Main problem with that crazy site is that it’s so darned entertaining….with loads of redundancy and terrific typos. All-purpose, one-stop, something-for-everyone….)
Moar chicken.
https://youtu.be/3NneI4Jl1_E
Maybe she could find true love on a concert cruise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgG7uQGtaBo&feature=youtu.be
PS and you just thought Rod Rosenstein was the champion of deadpan!