Two elephants…
…walk into a bar:
Not really very funny to be there, though, as a human.
I think the elephants came for the salted peanuts.
Which for some reason reminds me of:
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ‘What is this, a joke?”
rimshot
I knew a dyslexic who walked into a bra.
That is very funny Cornflour. Thanks for the chuckle.
@ 4:29… {schwoop} *CRASH*
I can imagine the other elephant saying, “Wasn’t me!”
And someone was whispering in German in there somewhere, possibly the cameraperson.
Poor guy just trying to have a beer, and here he is, surrounded by pachyderms….
I heard it as “a priest, a rabbi, a Harvard man, and a kangaroo”. I figured the kangaroo was necessary to the joke. 🙂
What is a dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering about Dog.
Richard Saunders:
Actually, it goes: “…wondering whether there is a dog.”