The fish-bra craze: now we’ve seen everything
(Well, not quite everything.)
Apparently there is a vogue for women holding their catch of the day in front of their naked chests. I kid you not (yes, photos at the link).
Despite my proclivity for hiding body parts with food objects, I will not be participating. I don’t like to fish.
[Hat tip: Instapundit.]
RE” Despite my proclivity for hiding body parts with food objects,”
Say, what!? Inquiring minds want to know.
kevino:
Nothing kinkier than green apples in front of the face.
No one who is owned by cats would ever try modeling a fish-bra because it would last about five seconds or so if the kitties are hungry enough. Heck, I can’t even make a tuna fish sandwich without the resident felines racing into the kitchen to investigate– and of course, giving me that cat-patented lean and hungry look.
Bewbs.
1) you realize that by selecting a subset of pictures with a certain quality, they start or create the actual idea itself as others copy from the concentration. (example in real life: Suddenly, women wore their underwear on the outside of their clothing)
2) Explain which is more sexist, the twerker, or the twerked, the observer of the fish bra, or the active person holding the fish? is the man supposed to not be sexist by ignoring it, looking the other way? if he is sexist for looking and we all don’t look, is she really uninhibited and free as an exhibitionist if no one sees her??!? (restated: if a feminist exposes herself and no one is there to see her, is she still liberated for her act?) Why is it considered “brave”?
3) For some reason seeing the hot babe in the boat foto is sexier than the hot babe in the boat covering up with a dead critter (with the exception that hot babe in boat with dead critters skin/fur can work)
4) does this mean that Steve Martin has to change his signature sentence from “best fishes” to “breast fishes”?
5) Will this (for equalities sake) result in Cod Cod Pieces? Even worse, Cape Cod Cod Cod Pieces… then there is the Skipjack Tuna Speedo?
on that note…
NeoNeoCon… Nothing kinkier than green apples in front of the face.
That you would admit to anyway…
The night of the rutabaga that happened as you tried various items till you decided Rene Magritte was right and the answer was a green apple… you realized how hard it would be to get a bird to fly past you…
though i always wondered why you went with the Son Of Man, and not The Great War ( La Grande Guerre)? Don’t like Hydrangea? Don’t like the association with his mother?
🙂
While we’re on the intriguing subject of hiding lady bits behind other stuff, Schick just ran an ad for a new pubic trimmer, showing three bikini clad models shaping little bushes perfectly placed in front of their own. I was more than a little surprised they would be so visually suggestive on TV:
Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle TV Spot, ‘By the Pool’
Like the planking craze but stupider.
Artfldgrs:
I had a green apple lying around the house.
Actually, the entire thing was my son’s idea—and he’s the one who talked me into blogging in the first place. Perhaps he now regrets it 🙂 .
Artfldgrs:
It also occurs to me that maybe you could start a new Instagram meme: Cape Cod pieces.
Then again, maybe not such a good idea.
There is something fishy about that idea Neo. Regardless, I’ve Haddock up to here with it all anyway. I must leave for the theater, Porgi and Bass is playing and i have to stop for a license for my pet halibut.
🙂
“Man wants to see nature and evolution as separate from human activities. There is the natural world, and there is man. But man also belongs to the natural world. If he is a ferocious predator, that too is a part of evolution.”
― Mark Kurlansky, Cod: A Biography of the Fish that Changed the World
Fish Licence – Monty Python’s Flying Circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1RGwaCUjm0
I think they were just showing off their assets, er catch.
But see the thing is, Neo, you’re better-looking than the guy in the bowler.
. . .
Congrats to your son for having a keen eye and being man enough to overcome every offspring’s natural embarrassment at having Mom appear in public. *g*
RE: “Nothing kinkier than green apples in front of the face.”
Ah, yes, I forgot about that.
Yes! Finally someone writes about boob.
Nick, we write about boobs all the time… just not those made from adipose tissue and glands…
Julie near Chicago:
Not just that, but he has had to contend with my appearing in public as a person of the right.
A number of years ago on my birthday he wrote me a lengthy comic/affectionate verse. Two lines of it went like this:
“Little did I know when I started that blog/
That you’d turn out to be a real right-wing nutjob.”
What, no crabs or lobsters?