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  1. Who counts the votes in Iran?

    Maybe we’ll have Jimmah Cahtah reassure us it’s a fair election, like he did in Nicaragua and Venezuela. He can do it on Skype now, from his living room. But it’s not really critical in Iran, with a paper thin dime’s difference difference between the parties.

    Their debates go:
    “America is the devil, and the Israelis must be driven into the sea.”
    “Liar! America is the Great Satan, and all Jews must die!”
    “I will authorize development of giant, high tech ovens.”
    “I am not so docile as you. I will insure the ovens are portable.”
    “Coward! I will build a fleet of supersonic transport jets to deploy them all over the world.”
    “I was personally contacted by the 13th Imam who approved my plan.”

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