It’s that time again: let’s hear it for National Candy Corn Day!
[NOTE: This is a slightly-edited repeat of a post from 2008.]
No doubt all of my readers, being unusually well-informed people, were already aware that today is National Candy Corn Day.
But did you know it is estimated that in this country twenty million pounds of the classic treat (invented in the 1880s) are sold every year? I personally might be responsible for approximately a ton of that if I gave in to my worst impulses. However, I keep my addiction in tightly-controlled check.
It is part of my penance to confess here that I really love the dreadful stuff and always have (and if you take this poll, you’ll see that I’m far from alone). Once I even went to a Halloween party dressed as a piece of candy corn, and believe me I was already a grownup.
Apparently I am not the only adult who has dressed up as candy corn on Halloween. And no, I didn’t look like this—more’s the pity (although to be technical, isn’t she dressed as two pieces of candy corn, the body and the hat?):
I am not alone in my shameful liking for the tricolor tooth-destroyer. I heard on Fox News (can’t give a link here because I was unable to find the information online) that candy corn is the Halloween treat most often stolen by parents from their kids’ Halloween stash. I believe this to be undeniably true. It is a guilty, shameful secret for most, but I am glad this is finally seeing the light of day.
Even some fanatically health-consciously vegans seem to crave candy corn although alas, the treat is off-limits to them because of its animal-related ingredients. Animal ingredients? If you doubt my words, just take a look:
Sugar, Corn Syrup, Confectioner’s Glaze, Salt, Honey, Dextrose, Artificial Flavor, Gelatin, Titanium Dioxide Color, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, Red 3, Blue 1, Sesame Oil.
Gelatin and honey must be the big no-nos. But happily, a thoughtful vegan (are there any other kind?) mother has come to the rescue with a recipe for candy corn so complex and labor-intensive that it undoubtedly reflects a devotion to the stuff even more intense than mine. Try it if you dare—and if you are insane.
There are various gourmet variations on candy corn, and I’ve sampled quite a few in my day. To my mind they can’t compare to good old Brach’s. But after watching the following highly informative video, I may just try some Goelitz:
And here’s a burning question I was reminded of by the video: do you eat your candy corn in sections? And, if so, do you consider the top to be the yellow part or the white part? I’ve always seen the little white triangle as the “foot” of the candy corn, but I learned when I designed my costume years ago that most people see it the other way. For those who might be inclined to disagree with me, I offer the following exhibit from the realm of science:
Candy corn. Aaaargghhh! When I think about my addiction to it, I think I understand why people are addicted to cocaine.
Only one way to deal with it. One day at a time. No candy corn in the house, or anywhere that can be accessed with keys or sledge hammers or dynamite. Stay away from the candy section in grocery stores. Do not, on any pretext of giving it out on Halloween, buy even a tiny bag. Turn your life over to a higher power as you conceive that power to be and let the power guide you to a life of abstinence. 362 days clean and determined to not fall off the wagon tomorrow night. 🙂
J.J.:
Very well stated. Maybe we should start a support group?
My grocery store (King Soopers, Denver) only seems to carry this wicked stuff before Halloween, but I scored two bags of Brach’s the other day. They’ll be gone too soon, or not soon enough.
Yeah, a support group would be a good idea.
You people are sick.
roc scssrs:
Only after we eat a 12-oz. bag of the candy.
I’ve always liked candy corn, but….I’m afraid I now have a preference for JellyBelly caramel popcorn & buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans. They are delicious!!
Hey neo . . . that you in the first graphic?
The young lady in the costume really should be wearing orange tights.
Neo dosent own orange tights, she usually puts on spray tan !
4 of the corns was enough to make me sick.
M J R:
Me in 1962 🙂 .
How long does candy corn keep?
I used, when I was a boy, always and invariably to eat them in sections, usually starting with the white, though I think there were times when, just to change it up, I started with the yellow. I’ve always thought of the white as the top, I guess.
Neo, you’ll be pleased (or not) o know that Hershey has come out with a vanilla creme bar laced with candy corn bits. Saw it in Kroger’s in Plano TX today.