Stressed out?
Try this.
If you’re sensitive to the f-word, avoid it. But I especially love the way the narrator manages to get the tone of voice exactly right. When I went through my many years of chronic pain, I had a bunch of the sort of tapes this one is spoofing, and I never thought any of them made a difference in my pain, although some were quite pleasant to listen to:
Ah yes, meditation, it will solve all your ills. If you can do it. I happen to be particularly resistant to meditation. I, like you, have tried many different tapes and techniques. Heck, I even took a course in biofeedback. Some people are tightly wound. I’m in that category, I guess.
That said, I like this approach. It speaks more to my id than anything I’ve encountered. Off to the Ashram of F*ck that!
Could this possibly be meant, conspiratorially speaking of course, to get natural born curmudgeons such as myself to accept the shit-laden zeitgeist? When all about you is dripping in dreck just imagine… John Lennon.
In the spirit of the meditation 🙂 🙂
I made my wife watch that video. When it ended, she walked away, saying, “Fu*k it”. I love that woman!
Beautiful….
This isn’t meditation, but hypnosis or rather assisted self hypnosis.
Yoga session as it should be.
Legendary jazz drummer and bandleader Buddy Rich could have used your video, neo:
Buddy gives pep talk to band
Buddy motivates band
I love this. I am also completely resistant to meditation, but this was oddly soothing and fits my current view on the world in general perfectly.
Serenity now! Serenity now!
I have a variety of these meditation guides on my cell phone but never found one that kept my pea brain from wandering, mental lists galore. Ah well….
PAIN, a four letter word.
One of the reasons people fall for Hussein’s hypnosis is because they were never taught what hypnosis was. They call it things like meditation or tranquility.