For all those who doubted my Sebelius/O’Toole…
…separated at birth, there’s this, sent in by a helpful reader. On the upper right is an earlier photo of O’Toole, photoshopped to have brown eyes instead of blue, and on the lower right is the same photo, with Sebelius’s eyeglasses superimposed plus a little teeny tiny bit of the tops of her eyes to give his a slightly more hooded look (which he got naturally anyway as he aged).
I rest my case:
OK, all right, you have a point. It appears they were Siamese twins, and yes I know they would be the same gender but I think they were joined at the gender and then separated. I seems there was only enough gender to make one guy.
He got the brains and the looks and she got slightly longer ear lobes and it almost worked out well all around until she got her Peter Principal promotion. Of course that also means she is also a British Subject over here messing things up in spite of her birth certificate saying Ohio. As for the age difference she was frozen and thawed out later on hence the slimy smooth skin on her face.
Old Texan, now that’s an explanation. 🙂
Horse. Passed On. Beating Still. In fact…..
“‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker!
‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies!
‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig!
‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!”
Sorry but she’s just not O’toole enough. Get back to us when she grows a penis.
What? Back so soon?
His eyes are a tad more open than hers. I would trust him before I would trust her.
Nah.
neo, even if it’s true people just don’t want to hear it.
I think this fellow, the English actor Bill Nighy, is a much closer match for Sebelius. And I wouldn’t say either of them comes close to O’Toole.
A funny and interesting article about Peter O’Toole’s infamous “Macbeth” (1980, the Old Vic):
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2001/apr/07/books.guardianreview
Shines a light on the old rascal’s personality. OH, and if you want to see some of the production, hie thyself to Youtube, and look for O’Toole & Macbeth. It was frankly dreadful.
FOAF:
I agree.
For the record, I love O’Toole and am repelled by Sebelius. But to me they still look quite a bit like each other, especially as O’Toole aged.
Sebelius is O’Toole minus the gonads, minus the talent, and minus the charm.
One picture of that smug mug was painful. Two more and I wonder if Neo is indulging a sadistic impulse.
I can only see Cruella De Vil (I’m biased).
And it’s not too much of a stretch to imagine she makes grand coats with the pelts of…..well, shouldn’t go there. But that’s what she has in common with her Disney doppelganger.
To Repeat:
NOPE. Nyet. Nein. Nada. No ****ing Way.
Neo: Put the grain neutral spirits down. Goooood. Now…Carefully step away from the jug. Gooooood.
To Repeat:
Neo: Put the grain neutral spirits down. Goooood. Now…Carefully step away from the jug. Gooooood.