Spambot of the day
Enthusiastic bot, excited about comments section, asks a good question [emphasis mine]:
I can imagine this is actually a lot cheaper than therapy or medication for some persons. Can we include pics of our cats? How about recipes for vegan cupcakes? There is really a chance I might have interesting things to write about. What is the statistical probability that the reader will care? Fantastic idea! You are all wonderful. Please advise.
Mmmmm—vegan cupcakes.
Not.
I’ll take it that’s a “Yes!” on the cat pictures.
The local Whole Foods has vegan chicken salad and vegan crabcakes. I didn’t go there after my first trip to check it out. These idiots are too stupid to give their dishes a new name. Maybe the Maryland crabs could file a lawsuit. The chickens are probably too chicken.
But you can’t beat bacon cupcaakes, now can you?
And there was a stripper at a vegan bar in Portland OR getting tweets from Cory Booker, a New Jersey mayor running for Gov (D).