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  1. Maybe the factory where they’re made has limited design resources.
    So I have a question for you neo — Why don’t bald black men look as goofy as bald white men? When will women take to shaving their heads on a regular basis? They’d save a ton of $$ on beauty salon fees.
    These are philosophical questions I’ve been grappling with in between postulates redefining the curvature of space in the presence of massive objects.

  2. Can’t wait for the SoPoEvoPsyche teams to get on this. I suspect theirs more to the Zelig Effect then we were led to believe.

  3. southpaw: you have asked some penetrating questions.

    You’re right that baldness seems to look better on blacks than whites, but I haven’t a clue why.

    But I can answer your question about women and shaved heads: never. Baldness is connected with virility, hair with femininity (except, of course, for Samson).

  4. So, where’s the picture of my congresscritter, Frank Pallone and his look-alike, rattus rattus?

    Both of them scurry about making a dirty mess. Rattus rattus leaves behind small black pellets and Pallone leaves behind Obamacare. Both of them carry fleas.

  5. Well Neo, thats what Fridays are for- tackling the tough questions. And you need somebody to challenge you on the burning topics of the day. This site throws you way too many softballs.
    Regarding women’s hair, I am relieved to know there is some sense of normalcy in the world. However the tendency of ladies to remove all hair south of the forehead, could lead one to surmise that a fad encompassing regions further north are no further away than the next Lady Gaga tour.

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