Merry Christmas!
On Christmas Day—blog?
I’d rather have grog,
Or maybe eggnog,
Then go walk the dog.
Or watch a Yule Log,
And eat like a hog,
Then go for a jog.
Blogging’s a bog.
My mind’s in a fog,
Or maybe agog
From much dialogue.
I’ll return to the slog
Tomorrow, and blog.
[NOTE: This is another recycled poetic effort.]
It’s good to see you’re not a clog
In the world of Gog and Magog,
But if you can please take a snog
For the past is only prologue.
Or, as the Czech Jews say,
Next year in Prague.
Merry Christmas, Neo.
merry xmas!!!!!
“It contains more than 3,000 calories and is stuffed with eight sausages, a kilo of turkey, masses of vegetables and a whole box of stuffing. This is surely Britain’s largest ever Christmas sandwich, and one cafe in Birmingham will give you a year’s supply of bacon butties if you can wolf it down in under 45 minutes. But is doubtful you would ever want to see another bap again if you managed to rise to the challenge. The gut-busting bloomer, priced at £15, is packed with potatoes, sprouts, six carrots, the sausages wrapped in bacon, the turkey meat, stuffing, a whole jar of cranberry sauce — all wrapped in an 800g loaf of bread. Not only that, the challenge comes with a boat of gravy, a 450g Christmas pudding and a pint-and-a-half of tea. The owners of the B.E.S.T cafe in Erdington, Birmingham, Dominic Riley, 29, and Richard Hollis, 31, decided to come up with the idea in the spirit of Christmas.”