Sophomoric storytelling bot introduces a bit of levity:

Wanting to impress a girl on the first date we played frisbee with her dog. Frisbee gets stuck in tree. Wanting to look smart, I saw a long piece of wood nearby, got it and reached for the frisbee. Couldn’t quite get it so began to jump up to get extra reach. Success! And accompanied by a huge fart as I landed.

Followed by a link to the website the bot is trying to promote, which has nothing whatsoever to do with dogs, frisbees, or flatulence.

And if that one didn’t quite grab you, here’s another in a far more philosophic mood:

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

Sounds like a Stevie Nicks song to me. Hey, why not?: