Caption contest
I thought this photo—of BAFTA (British Academy of Film and Television Arts) Best Makeup and Hair winner Jenny Shircore with presenters Matthew Goode and Romola Garai—simply cried out for a caption:
Then again, perhaps not.
And this—well, this is just plain sad:
Matthew: My God, that’s an atrocious dress, Romola.
Jenny: Ouch! There’s a pin stuck in this pleat thing here!
Romola: You like? That’s for making me wear this schmata!
Mommy, why is that lady wearing Saran Wrap?
Hmm. I prefer the outfit on the guy behind them in “double the sad”.
“No! How can you say that? We’re every bit as degenerate as our American counterparts!”
“You call me Shelley Winters one more time and i’ll knock the geisha gurl out of you shugahh”
Top photo:
“She didn’t even know that her work on The Munsters was nominated for “Best Makeup and Hair.”
Bottom photo:
“Damn politically correct Holywood! She just knew something was wrong when they asked her ‘paper or plastic!'”
Top photo: “Gimme back my ironic, yet kitschy, sofa cover you horrrrrible bitch!”
Bottom photo thought bubble: “*snicker* Heath Ledger’s masseuse called me before the cops! Heh….”
The Olsen twin seems to want to look … like a wreck.
Apparently the award winner for hair and makeup is like the mechanic who drives a junker. Just sayin’.
As for the Olsen twins, they’re evidence that money doesn’t buy happiness. Sad, indeed… 🙁
“I am Gray, a soldier, engineer and powerlifter, I love women and I luv “Go Fug Yourself”!”
–and Bai Ling.
“I would just like to thank my God, Bacchus, for fabulous award.”
For the second pic:
“Proof that a billion dollars in the bank doth not a fashion sense make…”
Wait a minute!
Style awards?!?!?!
I take that back… Alternate caption:
“(beep boop beep bap) Hello, Alanis? You remember that song you wrote….?”
“just a little more dieting and i will look like the ghost i am dressing like”
Lord Ruggles stands mildly amused while watching the new members of labours contribution to the house of lords show up for early tea.
Yes Ms Frappachino, i CAN see your tonsils, now can you take your hand off my…
its the latest rage among the fashionista’s!!! Despite recent findings men desire curves, seasons fashions as dictated by gay designers and ideologues reflects the “sternum look” as the new alienating fashion to blame others for. This has been a “No M.A.A.M” tv report…
Triple sad……if not more.
I’m no expert on body language, but she looks like she wants a hole in the floor to open up and swallow her.
“Who the heck talked me into this……… ???!!!”
“Who said ANY publicity is better than no publicity???!!!”
And at the Elle Designer Awards! Guess that’s why they call these events entertainment.
Bountiful proof that money can’t buy taste. If you want more just check out the architecture in Vail sometime…
Aooh Dearie! Oi remembers when Oi used to ave bosums loik that. Now they just bounces orf me knees they does.
All the Olsen twins need to do is date me.
It’s only a quarter-pounder, you can finish it. No, it won’t make you fat. Most women actually have curves. No, you can’t split it with your sister. And yes, I’m getting the double chocolate milk shake. After we put some weight on you, we’re going to go talk to the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy crew about doing something about your wardrobe.