Do as I say, not as I do
Did you ever try to not think of a zebra?
Sure enough, you think of a zebra.
And these people cannot not do the thing they’re trying to not do:
Which brings us to more humor, this time intentional (hat tip: Gerard Vanderleun at American Digest):
[ADDENDUM: And speaking of humor, I love love LOVE Ammo Grrrll.]
I sure hope I’m right but hasn’t it been two weeks, or close to it, since the panic set in? Now with all of the testing we are just up to 1832 cases out of a population of 330 million? Furthermore if the residents of the care facility in Washington state had not run into bad luck early on the number of U.S. deaths would be about 10 today. I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch but are we looking at a dud? (Condolences to the families of the deceased.)
The fat lady with blue nail polish is positively brilliant! And Southern, fo’ sho’!
Brian Morgan:
Possibly, but it’s one of those “time will tell” things. It’s still early.
But I agree about the present statistics in this country.
Someone was also pointing out somewhere in a comment that many many nursing home residents have “do not resuscitate” orders. Was that one of the reasons so very many died in that nursing home, once the virus took hold there?
Isn’t it possible that the good people of America have been monitoring the situation in China and Europe for all of these weeks, and then when it arrived on our shores we were emotionally and physically prepared for it so as to make good decisions to protect ourselves? Sure there will be some idiots but overall we have responded admirably. It is the media who have gone off the rails. Why do they hold us in such contempt? I haven’t seen any evidence that they are any better?
Neo, great point about the DNR’s. I should have known that since my wife worked in nursing homes most of her life.
Slightly off topic but China now accusing the USA of using germ warfare (skip to 4.06 in the video):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLodjvo8lw
China just keeps digging a deeper hole and stepping in it. Soon there will be zero U.S. investment in Chinese manufacturing.
Neo, DNRs are appropriate in nursing homes, because none have staff capabilities/equipment to resuscitate.
Cardiac arrest recovery rates in max. resuscitation settings, e.g. hospital ICUs, yield a 30 day survival less than 30% in the elderly.
I believe the WA corona-infected nursing home patients were loaded onto ambulances and died in hospital.
One goes to a nursing home to die, not to stay the hand of death.
“Soon there will be zero U.S. investment in Chinese manufacturing”
Trump works in mysterious ways.
Neo, “Ammo Grrrll” is hysterical. Unfortunately I write like a programmer. English is not one of my strengths.
That’s a good one from Ammo Grrrll! We’re set here to last about four weeks, and we don’t mind frozen vegetables. And heck, who needs vegetables anyhow? We have vitamin pills, right?
A good laugh. Thank you Neo!!!
Thanks for the laugh & I sent the link to the touch your face video to friends.
Laughter is the best medicine!
I made a run to the store today for fresh food, and whatever looked handy.
Toilet paper is totally absent (I already had my say on that), and Lysol spray, hand sanitizer, bleach, etc.
There were a few things that were not gone yet, surprisingly: the “dehydrated” bleach tablets (I had a good stock of those already), laundry aids that have sanitizing agents, antibacterial dish soap, and mouthwash with alcohol (for DIY hand cleaner, but also some gargling when needed).
Nobody seemed to be over-hoarding (like Ammo’s hippie with the 12 gallons of milk!!), and a few people stood in long lines for only a few purchases — I figure if the wait alone is as long as it takes for my normal visit, I’m filling the cart with something.
So glad I am no longer in the market for diapers and formula!
Fun fact: I first swung by our Ace Hardware that’s in the same plaza as the grocer, and they had oodles of TP for sale, not even marked up too much.
They also sell cleaning supplies.
Just got an email from OfficeDepot apologizing for low stock on those kinds of items at their stores, and promising resupply as soon as possible.
Denver now has a drive-by COVID testing station, but you have to have a note from your doctor and sit in your car in line nearly an hour.
Our favorite theatrical venue, Newman Center at the University, just sent a notice that their events through the end of April are cancelled.
And our LDS church meetings have been suspended until further notice. I suspect that’s driven more by concern for the congregations in the European and Asian districts, but, as everyone is saying, better safe than sorry.
It’s all very well to claim that we are panicking and closing down too many things, but remember that the spread is exponential, and you don’t know when the tipping point is going to be reached, or where.
Neo, thank you so much!
With all the frantic frenzy with everyone going batsh&t crazy, that second video was the greatest!
thank you for posting it.
Neo-
I have enjoyed Ammo Grrll for a long time, and have all of her books, I think. She is published every Friday with
a column at http://www.powerlineblog.com for those who want more of her excellent and sensible inputs.
Richard
I browsed through the comments at Ammo Grrrl’s post, and picked up a few interesting things.
A reminder that this isn’t the first time we had issues with the Chinese Pharma supply chain — hmmm, I wonder who was president in 2008 and didn’t completely resolve this problem of dependence on foreign suppliers, although I do think that particular bad drug was addressed. (NOTE – yes, I know there are some problems even with US manufacturers, but we don’t have to go through another country’s government to take care of them.)
https://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Chinese-contaminant-tied-to-fatal-drug-reactions-3217236.php
That led to this current article, with some possibly more current info and recommendations.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Study-suggests-coronavirus-is-highly-contagious-15127538.php
This one studies the phenomenon in Neo’s video – which was a hoot, and shows just how automatic and unnoticed our somatic reflexes are.
https://www.sfgate.com/science/article/How-long-coronavirus-lasts-on-hard-surfaces-15118173.php
Sodium hypochlorite is household bleach.
Use a bleach-impregnated cleaning tissue on your desk, such as is made by Clorox and comes in a plastic “bottle.”
IIRC, some other reports are that the new virus does stay active in fabrics, but that’s a matter of viability rather than ease of transmission.
A simple flowchart to use if you want to know what your symptoms are of.
https://twitter.com/ksbw/status/1237108364762427393
And a Gary Larson cartoon for all of us bibliophiles who, like Ammo, would happily be quarantined forever in a library.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bdf0377a72174dd00020cd5fc6d6b99dace3fa2ed7ba05b289a5d89abfc26ab.jpg
And about saving the planet by replacing grocery store plastic bags with the reusable ones: the planet will be alive, but you won’t.
https://www.city-journal.org/banning-single-use-plastic-bags-covid-19
Another thing, like guns, that Joe Biden knows more about than you do.
https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-if-i-survived-the-black-plague-i-can-survive-the-coronavirus
I touched my face, scratched my nose, rubbed my eye, put on lipstick, blended it with my finger, all while watching that video. I also took money from my pocket, money the cashier gave my after my buying the case of wine to help me survive the social distancing I will be practicing with vigor. Going back tomorrow for gin in case the wine doesn’t do the trick.
This seems an appropriate commentary on several recent posts, because it covers the CDC, Obama’s handling of his health crises, the Democrats in general, and the media – and doesn’t reflect well on any of them.
Doc Zero of course (he’s been my go-to essayist since around 2008).
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1238488629552525313.html
There could be a couple of things at work here, all of which cut across the grain of Trump’s experience in business.
CAVEAT: “They” does not apply to everyone at the CDC of course, but (as with the DOJ, FBI, CIA, etc), it probably applies to a lot of them.
The mission creep has, as with all agencies that get too big and too entrenched, driven out people with a true mission and left just the creeps.
When you can get criticized (no one is ever fired) even for doing the right thing, nobody does anything until they are told to.
The Democrats fostered a system of top-down micro-managing (beginning with Wilson if not sooner), and it’s hard to break old habits.
They were simply not going to do anything Trump expected them to do because he would get the credit, and are only doing it now because the public knows what he told them to do.
If you had any doubt that Jim Acosta is a walking talking-points-memo:
https://libertyunyielding.com/2020/03/13/cnns-jim-acosta-calls-trump-racist-for-pointing-out-origins-of-coronavirus-just-one-problem/
My daughter-in-law sent me this; YouTube warns you to “proceed at your own risk, because some people were offended” – and I can understand why.
But if you are from Texas or thereabouts, you will think it’s a hoot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AZ_PRNilv0