I’d like a real statistician to work out the odds of there being seven deaths of candidates of a single party, all dying within a two two week period, and just before upcoming elections.

What did Goldfinger say, “once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”

* See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WrUtyYKYhI

Actually, I’m surprised that Templar images and themes haven’t yet shown up.

https://www.eugyppius.com/p/six-afd-candidates-have-died-ahead

but as they say, a cigar is sometimes just a cigar,

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/09/03/mystery-abounds-as-six-right-wing-german-candidates-die-of-natural-causes-just-before-an-election-n2193533

Six candidates for the far-right (by German standards, that means “moderately conservative”) Allianz für Deutschland party have died in recent weeks. Police are saying the deaths are not due to foul play, rather “the deaths were either the result of natural causes or were not being revealed for privacy reasons.”
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Officialdom is pointing out that some 20,000 candidates are standing for election in local elections in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia on September 14 and saying that we should expect some breakage before election day. No explanation has been offered for why no other party has suffered fatalities.
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Despite the police ruling out suspicious circumstances, retired economist Stefan Homburg claimed in a post on X that the number of candidates’ deaths was “statistically almost impossible”. His post was later retweeted by the AfD’s co-leader Alice Weidel, while AfD supporter and billionaire Elon Musk responded to the tweet with an exclamation mark.
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The post contains a helpful glossary of the parties’ political position on the left-right axis.
CDU=Christian Democrats; conservative in a go-along-get-along kind of way. Imagine Paul Ryan, only German.

SPD=Socialist Party

AfD=Populist Right

Grune=Watermelons, i.e., green on the outside and red on the inside

Linke=Left, or more socialsist

FDP=Free Democrats, think of them as country club, good government types

BSW=Reason and Justice Party, or more socialists

Sonstige=Literally “The Others,” think of them as Antifa but without the energy

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the English began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy-willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the English began to hate.

Their voices were even and low,
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show,
When the English began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd,
It was not taught by the State.
No man spoke it aloud,
When the English began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the English began to hate

So that’s your “far right neo-Nazis” in Europe 2025 – multicultural lesbian Zionists.

* See https://nypost.com/2025/09/02/world-news/six-candidates-from-germanys-rightwing-afd-party-die-days-apart-in-lead-up-to-local-elections-reports/

“German Teacher Highlights Daily Struggles at Migrant Majority School”—
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news-corner/german-teacher-highlights-daily-struggles-at-migrant-majority-school/

(And when she realizes that, given the current zeitgeist, she might just be labelled a fascist, she will likely, between puffs, smile again…)