https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/01/garage-logic-biden-style.php

The White House has just announced that six more classified documents were discovered at the Wilmington house this week.
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President Biden wants you to know that he takes classified documents seriously. We only “know” that because he’s told us so. In other words, we don’t know it at all. The fact that he maintained classified documents in the “locked garage” at his Wilmington home along with beloved Corvette suggests that perhaps he isn’t be taken at face value.

I also don’t think that most people truly understand the ingenuity of Biden putting the stash (in a CLOSED box, BTW—remember, it was a CLOSED box) in his LOCKED garage (YES. that the garage was LOCKED)…together WITH a vintage Corvette.

Think about it: if you’re going to break into someone’s garage, what are you going to steal? A vintage Corvette? Or some lousy, dog-eared, grease-stained cardboard box that is closed—REMEMBER! That box HAD a top on it!

This decoy—this immaculate deception—was an absolutely brilliant stroke on Biden’s part. And if for no other reason, it should be THIS that exonerates him.

(Ah, if only Trump had planted a vintage Mustang in Melania’s underwear drawer…)

The senile Joke Bidet may not be the sharpest tack in the box, even when he was still a senator, but he is duplicitous, devious, a liar and a bullshit artist. Enough so, to finagle his way to the presidency (legitimately or otherwise).
He may have had very good personal reasons for stashing classifed docs in his garage. Perhaps there was stuff in them that would be damaging to him and his family; who knows?
Or perhaps he already went thru them, destroyed any that could have been harmful to him, and just stashed the remainder in his garage or wherever.

Recall Hillary Clinton’s private server which contained reams of classified stuff. Clearly, she wished to hide stuff (and for the first time in American history, an FBI director determined who should be exonerated for crimes).
Sandy Berger’s theft of papers from the national archives is another example. He was acting to protect himself or the Clintons; who knows?

It’s safe to say that if Bidet’s DOJ (i.e., his personal Cheka / Geheime staatsPolizei) had not gone after Trump , there would have been very little news or no news at all about classified documents “misplaced by accident” by Joke Bidet.

What’s not satire is the likes of MSNBC, CNN and NPR going on about Jan. 6 and Mar-a-lago documents. Yes, said topics are still very real to lefties. Add in a Vice “documentary” to depict Trump and his supporters as extremists.

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