https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/im-in-a-relationship-with-my-red-chevy-heres-how-i-have-sex-with-the-car/

And there’s a German woman who hopes to marry her toy airplane:
https://nypost.com/2022/05/31/woman-sexually-attracted-to-planes-wants-to-marry-toy-boeing/

Only a matter of time until Ozzy Man picks up on people transported by transport vehicles.

The outbreak of the war came as a disturbing shock to Goodall, who had previously considered chimpanzees to be, although similar to human beings, “rather ‘nicer'”.[14] Coupled with her 1975 observation of cannibalistic infanticide by a high-ranking female in the community, the Gombe war revealed the “dark side” of chimpanzee behavior.[14] In her 1990 memoir Through a Window: My Thirty Years with the Chimpanzees of Gombe, she wrote:

For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff’s chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi’s prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé’s thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes. …[15]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

Don’t blame the monkeys, Chimps are apes – notoriously sadistic apes.

That snub nosed monkey looks like a tree dweller with his long fingers and toes & his nose suggests that he’s adapted for colder climates – so maybe a mountain monkey.

He looks a bit like Moe Howard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjGPQwl6Dk

😀

SMH. Some people are remarkably stupid.

So Orville went into the building and said “I’m the best salesman in the world.” The manager replied “Well then if that’s the case I’ll give you the job. “First we have a large supply of toothbrushes that need to be sold. Do you think you can handle that?”

Orville said ” Of course.”

So Orville went out on the streets to sell his toothbrushes. A week went by and Orville’s boss wanted to see him. He asked Orville how many toothbrushes he had sold. Orville replied “I only sold twenty.” He said.

“Orville if you want to keep this job you will have to sell more than that.” Orville walks out with his briefcase full of toothbrushes. This time instead of selling them on the street he went down in the subway. Another week went by and Orville’s boss called him into the office for another weekly report.

His boss asked him how many toothbrushes he sold this week. Orville replied ” I only sold fifty this week.” “Not enough,” his boss said “I’ll give you one more chance.” So he went out again to sell toothbrushes, and this time he went to the airport.

Another more week had passed by. Orville’s boss called him in. He said ” How many toothbrushes have you sold?”

Orville replied, “I sold 47,391!”

His boss goggled, “Holy COW! How did you sell all of those?

Orville answered, “Well you see I was at the airport selling these toothbrushes and I brought chips and dip. And when the people walked by I asked them If they wanted some chips and dip. They said “sure.” After they tasted it they said ” This taste like shit!”

Orville replied “It is! Want to buy a toothbrush??????????????”