Elon Musk thinks so, too.

https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-workers-worried-elon-musk-will-turn-their-free-speech-platform-into-platform-that-allows-free-speech

We need better words for trans folk. So Rachel, born wrongly with XY genes, rejects being a man. Still, without ovaries & a womb & a first menstruation in her early teens, she’s not a female. She’s a quasi-woman, a q’woman.

Q’she can walk & chew gum at the same time, tho perhaps q’her commander in chief no longer can.

Elliot Page, a real q’man, born Ellen as an XX person, rejects q’his female birth sex, and q’he has even had pictures showing q’his top.

On Spanish language TV:
https://tuul.tv/es/noticias/elliot-page-aparecio-traje-bano-tras-retirarse-senos

It’s already April 2 – so this is a genuine idea on new pronouns for those who reject the gender roles of their birth sex.

Unfortunately, they’re slightly mentally unstable. They are unlikely to be happier, on average, a couple years after their surgery.

Presstitution?

Poetic license.

I know… but it does sound like some BS he’d try and claim.

That is so brilliant! Doing it on April Fool’s Day, no less.

The folks running the Babylon Bee are very, very clever.

https://twitter.com/SethDillon/status/1509925042162999301
“I want to personally apologize to everyone we harmed when we misgendered this brave, beautiful woman. I’ll be stepping away from my role as CEO of the Bee for a time to reflect on why we got this wrong and how we can do better.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/rachel-levine-is-100-woman-and-we-are-sorry-for-calling-her-a-man

We, The Babylon Bee, have decided to issue an apology. After being caught in a culture-war whirlwind of hatred and bigotry, we published an article naming Rachel Levine our “Man of the Year.” Sometimes, even satirists make mistakes.

Our misgendering headline was hateful, insensitive, and cruel. Rachel Levine is 100% a real, actual woman. We were absolutely wrong to say otherwise. We understand now that our attempt at comedy was really “punching down” at a wealthy and powerful government trans woman official, and we have no excuse. We went too far.

We apologize to the trans community. We apologize to the women community, of whom Rachel Levine is clearly a part—and has been since her birth. We hope to take this opportunity to learn, grow, and be better as satirists—and as human beings.

So we invite our readers to say it with us, loudly and proudly, and with all the strength and goodness of 1000 kindergarten teachers in Florida trying to teach 5-year-olds about sex:

Rachel Levine is a powerful, beautiful woman.

Whatever that is.

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-explains-the-will-smith-chris-rock-altercation

https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/ready-for-hillary-2024/
“NOT AN APRIL FOOLS’ JOKE: Nearly 1 in 5 Democrats Want Hillary Clinton as Their Nominee If Biden Can’t Run in 2024
POLL: Most Americans have doubts about Biden’s mental fitness, think he might be ‘too old’ for the job”

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/04/01/an-a-i-bot-watched-1000-hours-of-joe-biden-then-was-asked-to-write-a-biden-speech-n543993

The behavior of the officials involved is a strong indication that Oberlin is run by people whose arrogance is truly pathological.