Comments on: Another roundup https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/ A blog about political change, among other things Sun, 02 Aug 2020 06:47:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.4 By: Barry Meislin https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509396 Sun, 02 Aug 2020 06:47:21 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509396 Thanks Tim.
Though by encouraging the mayhem and rioting, it seems that some Democrats might be considered by any metric culpable for “breach of the peace”.

]]> By: Strange Daze https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509306 Sat, 01 Aug 2020 17:26:03 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509306 […] The WaPo will be capitalizing “White.” I cannot resist making a version of the old old joke: What’s White, Black, and Red all over? The WaPo. […]

]]> By: AesopFan https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509278 Sat, 01 Aug 2020 05:45:05 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509278 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb really has to want to change.

]]> By: ArtfldgrUselessNothing https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509145 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 20:39:47 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509145 Black and white and red all over?
A blushing penguin
A zebra with a diaper rash
A caucasian nihilist feminist with tampon earrings
Civil war II

How many buddists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, they are already enlightened

how many gardnerian pagans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
i dont know, its a secret

how many latvians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
nine, one to hold the bulb and the other eight to drink till the room spins

how many soviets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
you have a light bulb?

]]> By: huxley https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509132 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 18:38:49 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509132 I still have a paperback book of jokes published by Scholastic.

AesopFan: Oh, I adored the Scholastic books. Life didn’t get better than “Danny Dunn and the Homework Machine” for this fifth-grader.

https://www.scholastic.com/teachers/books/danny-dunn-and-the-homework-machine-by-jay-williams/

Sadly and inevitably, Scholastic has fallen prey to the SJWs. On the homepage there is a big clickable black band at the top, “Statement of Solidarity with Black Lives Matter.”

I want my childhood back!

]]> By: AesopFan https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509093 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 05:03:03 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509093 “That was the Year of the Elephant Joke.” – huxley

I still have a paperback book of jokes published by Scholastic.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9284595-101-elephant-jokes

“Why does an elephant wear roller skates?”
Sadly, I’ve forgotten the punch line for that one.

“How do you get down off an elephant?”
Took me until college to understand the answer —
That’s the result of a commercially-deprived childhood.

]]> By: Zaphod https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509061 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 00:43:56 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509061 Q: What do you call a (Dusky Indigenous Ethnic Slur) wearing a suit?
A: The Defendant.

Q: What do you call a (Dusky Indigenous Ethnic Slur) carrying a Mossberg 500?
A: Sir!

Then there’s this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRiWcqMX6M

I’m packed for the Gulag.

]]> By: Zaphod https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509059 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 00:38:20 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509059 Frog in a Blender? I can think of a market in Guangzhou where blending frogs would get you thrown out and deported for being dangerously soft, sentimental and probably an animal rights fanatic.

@Meemsie:

There used to be a an academic journal of curses and insults by the name of Maledicta. Made for interesting reading. IIRC didn’t last too long because the Editor was (surprise!) somewhat irascible and tried out some of his stuff on a humorless judge during his divorce hearing and ended up in the clink for a while. Or something like that.

]]> By: PA Cat https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509028 Thu, 30 Jul 2020 22:48:10 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509028 “What goes ‘slam, slam, slam, slam’? A four-door elephant.”

Q: How does a male elephant find a female elephant in the tall grass? A: Delightful!

Another local-color type of joke: Q: What goes ‘clop, clop, clop, clop, bang’?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

]]> By: neo https://thenewneo.com/2020/07/29/another-roundup/#comment-2509010 Thu, 30 Jul 2020 20:27:35 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=98470#comment-2509010 Meemsie:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That’s not funny!

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