Comments on: This and that https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/ A blog about political change, among other things Sun, 05 Apr 2020 12:37:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.1 By: NeoConScum https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488139 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 12:37:22 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488139 Neo: Thank You for my morning laugh!!!

Cottenelle TP is our Gold Standard and I happily paid a grifter $12,000-bucks for a 12-pk yesterday.*

Sincerely, Pinnochio

]]> By: Sonny Wayz https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488055 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 02:23:47 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488055 If that had happened at stately Wayz manor, SWMBO would have smacked me (even more) senseless.

Always, always, always lower the lid, she sez…

]]> By: Rufus T. Firefly https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488044 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 01:15:38 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488044 Laughed out loud at the, “that.!”

Did anyone else have grandmothers who concealed a spare roll on a shelf, disguised as a hoop skirt worn by a Barbie doll wearing a homemade, crocheted dress?

]]> By: neo https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488036 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 00:39:02 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488036 Agreed.

Although I think at this point it really depends where a person lives.

]]> By: Griffin https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488024 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 00:19:40 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488024 Good thing it wasn’t your arm (for many obvious reasons) because it sounds like you need a bone sticking out to be treated in some hospitals right now. Will never know but I wonder how many will die of other ailments out of fear of going to doctor/hospital.

]]> By: neo https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488022 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 00:14:23 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488022 Kate:

Correct!

]]> By: Kate https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2488021 Sun, 05 Apr 2020 00:07:41 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2488021 At first, I thought you were going to say you had re-injured the arm which troubled you. But it was only a roll of toilet paper! Arms are still more important than toilet paper, right? Right?

]]> By: Fractal Rabbit https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2487989 Sat, 04 Apr 2020 21:55:19 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2487989 Neo, I should also have been more clear: your incident reminded me of a couple of lost rolls of paper which really made my mother angry. Which necessitated the sign.

I wasn’t assuming you don’t change the roll.

]]> By: Johann Amadeus Metesky https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2487985 Sat, 04 Apr 2020 21:45:02 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2487985 I use Charmin’s 12″ “Forever” rolls. They can’t possibly fall into the toilet. I happened to have ordered some just as the CCPneumonia started to hit, so I’m pretty well stocked.

]]> By: Fractal Rabbit https://thenewneo.com/2020/04/04/this-and-that-2/#comment-2487983 Sat, 04 Apr 2020 21:38:38 +0000 https://www.thenewneo.com/?p=94842#comment-2487983 “Unsecured on a shelf.”

When I was growing up, my mom found a sign that she put up in our bathroom where you could see it while “making a deposit.”

“Important Public Service Announcement: CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE OR CANCER “

My brother was a particularly bad offender with regards to changing the roll. And still is.

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